There needs to be a "WTF?!: The most fucking fucked up shit" forum...
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Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
I'd post in that forum.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
In case you can't guess, I said something else, but decided that even with an alias here, I was going to delete it.
And it was about the 3rd most fucked up thing that popped into my head.
That said, the strip Texas hold-'em site has a stripper Advent calendar which I'd have never thought of--and almost gets to the level of fucked up shit that pops into my head. Seriously. Who comes up with the idea of "well we do this thing for the birth of Little Baby Jesus. Why not with strippers?"
And it was about the 3rd most fucked up thing that popped into my head.
That said, the strip Texas hold-'em site has a stripper Advent calendar which I'd have never thought of--and almost gets to the level of fucked up shit that pops into my head. Seriously. Who comes up with the idea of "well we do this thing for the birth of Little Baby Jesus. Why not with strippers?"
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
That's pretty much any thread at ExIsle.
jack
The Legendary Troll Kingdom
That was easy; https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=midget+clown+orgy...several choice bits there
and: https://www.heavy-r.com/free_porn/midget-clown-porn.html some great ones there too.
ENJOY!!!
and: https://www.heavy-r.com/free_porn/midget-clown-porn.html some great ones there too.
ENJOY!!!
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
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Loktar said:
Didja get to nail 'er back in her trailer?
It's true, though -- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.
Charlemagne
Holy Roman Emperor
Is stuff from IRL good? Because if so, I've got a doozy.
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That's halfway to an Owl Party.
An Owl Party is where you get a young lady and administer to that young lady the eye drops they use to dilate your eyes for eye exams. Take her into a dimly lit room and go to work on yourself -- just as you're about to let loose, turn on a much brighter light aimed into her face. It leaves her blinking stupidly at you with hugely dilated eyes. Like an owl.
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Similar meme -- way more fucked up:
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Volpone
Zombie Hunter
What the Hell, The reason for this thread is...I decided real estate investing was the next step for me. So I bought a house. And I'm fixing it up to rent out. The wrinkle is: The deal took forever to close. In the meantime, an old friend asked me to do some project management work for his company. Since he didn't know if the money would be approved, and I didn't know if my house would ever close, I agreed. I figured worst case, I get one or the other.
Of course I got the house and a day later the money to hire me got approved. So I wound up with a full time job while trying to renovate a house--in the dead of winter.
Things are proceeding apace. And it shouldn't suck. But of course I have my fears/doubts. That's when it hit me: I'm socking away good money from this gig. Why not skip the hassle of finding a decent tenant and use the proceeds from my job to buy myself a variety of 5-10 nice sex dolls, furnish the house, and open a sex doll brothel? Apart from not being zoned commercial, I don't see any laws (apart from moral ones) that I'd be breaking.
But the follow-on question is even more perplexing (and wrong): Presentation on my rubber whores. Do I dress them up in lingerie and strew them about the living room? Or should I find myself a dry-cleaner's revolving rack and hang them, naked, from hooks in plastic bags with tags on them and rotate them around for the clients to choose their date for the evening?
I'm so going to Hell.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Don't know if I can last an hour. How much for 10 minutes? Or could I pay at the end of 6 separate sessions?
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
OK. I need to go to VistaPrint and order some 5 gets you a free punch cards too.
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An hour, minimum, but you get to wear the rubber whore's lingerie while you fuck it.
(Posted in the spirit of the thread's title.)
(Posted in the spirit of the thread's title.)