Today is

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National PB&J day!

 

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Today is Lampshade An Offensive Racial Stereotype Via Absurdity Day:

 

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Today is also "Kick Dondi In The Teeth Day"

 

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Go Fly a Kite Day

 

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Wilson is a liar day

 

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Morse Code day

 

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International Dance Day

 

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Global love day

 

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Take a baby to lunch day

 

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National Orange Juice Day

 

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National Teacher Day

 

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International Space Day

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Hit Blackfoot in the face with a shovel day

 

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Hit Blackfoot in the face with a shovel day

Nuke Blackfoot from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure Day

 

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International No Diet Day

 

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Lemonade Day

 

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National Have a Coke Day

 

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Mother's Day

 

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Eat what you want day