Tom Cruise should of played Jar Jar Binks

[Mentalist]

Latex ears and a funny bowler hat




SHOW MESA THE CREDITS!

 

[Gagh]

Hugh Quarshie shouldn't have been Captain Panaka, he should have been a Black Soul-Jive Brutha Ree Yees with an enormous fake middle eye, and a Shaft-style leather jacket.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES.

 

[Gagh]

If Wacky says yes, then will Lucas remake them?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you build a mine field, he will come (cum)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lu-CASH is too busy MAKIN' MONEY FOR HIS HONEY to listen to me the bastard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hul-LU...I'm Johnny CASH. :shock:

 

[Gagh]

Lucas to pimp himself to direct Eastenders ("We'll film it all on greenscreen and put the acting and plot in on computers").

 

[CaptainWacky]

Johnny Allen: Give it up, Dennis. I have the high ground. YOU SLAG.

 

[Gagh]

Dennis the Menace?

 

[Mentalist]

Our word has been censored by MM. It's a disgrace.

 

[CaptainWacky]

missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!missmanners is a goddess!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Felcher?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not fair.

 

[Gagh]

I think it's funny after the amount I've wound them up today.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think AIDS is funny.

 

[Gagh]

Only if small orange people with big ears have them. OH YEAH - THE FEREN-GAY LOL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pneumocystis Pneumonia could be a chesty Jor'gon saleslady on Risa.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jprdan and peter andre died lol