Top Tens for 2022

[CaptainWacky]

#11.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - The most beautiful, cute, hot, perfect girl in the world.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - Yep, I definitely love Kaitlyn Dever.
3) Natalie Portman - Her smile actually lights the world (many wrongly belive the sun does.)
4) Millie Bobby Brown - Literally Natalie's daughter.
5) Elizabeth Olsen - Lizzie is lovely.
6) Zoë Kravitz - My Kravitz Status continues to read "rabidly pro."
7) Zazie Beetz - Underrated.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - Definitely starting to feel Moretz Feelingz again.
9) Diane Guerrero - Diane Oneofthebestgirlerreros.
10) Anne Hathaway - Annie Niceinmanyways.
11) Freema Agyeman
12) Billie Eilish
13) Kristen Stewart
14) Elle Fanning
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Jodie Comer
17) Sydney Sweeney
18) Michelle Trachtenberg
19) Sadie Sink
20) Sophie Thatcher
21) Hailee Steinfeld
22) Emma Watson
23) Selena Gomez
24) Daisy Ridley
25) Maya Hawke
26) Brie Larson
27) Amanda Seyfried
28) Kathryn Newton
29) Pom Klementieff
30) Ella Purnell
31) Reina Hardesty
32) Florence Pugh

 

[CaptainWacky]

#12.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - There is no more doubt. There is no more competitive element to the number one ranking. It is Kiernan Shipka. That is how things are.
2) Natalie Portman - I also love beautiful Natalie Portman!
3) Anne Hathaway - She's of a similar beauty level to Natalie.
4) Kat Dennings - Does have good eyeballs.
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - It's about time for the MEWvolution.
6) Kaitlyn Dever - I continue to find her highly appealing.
7) Zazie Beetz - Rated.
8) Elle Fanning - An Elle of a girl.
9) Freema Agyeman - Happy birthday!
10) Billie Eilish - Rising again.
11) Kristen Stewart
12) Millie Bobby Brown
13) Elizabeth Olsen
14) Zoia Mossour
15) Zoë Kravitz
16) Charli XCX
17) Sadie Sink
18) Isabelle Fuhrman
19) Emma Raducanu
20) Lily Mo Sheen
21) Jeri Ryan
22) Dafne Keen
23) Teagan Croft
24) Sydney Sweeney
25) Zoey Deutch
26) Tam Nakano
27) Inde Navarrette
28) Iris Apatow
29) Natsupoi

 

[CaptainWacky]

#12.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - I am autistically obsessed with female celebrities; the pinnacle of that obsession is Kiernan Shipka.
2) Anne Hathaway - Honestly she might even have overtaken Natalie.
3) Kat Dennings - Her eyes are also good in eye motion.
4) Natalie Portman - Thor trailer this week let's manifest it.
5) Alexandra Daddario - Deserves A LOT more recognition and I hope this begins to make up for it.
6) Jessica Henwick - Also highly deserving of high rankings so I'm ranking her highly.
7) Kaitlyn Dever - I love sweet Kaitlyn and I don't care what you think.
8) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The MEWiest of all.
9) KAIRI - Strongly looking forward to her return to wrestling this weekend!
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Just getting started.
11) Tam Nakano
12) Billie Eilish
13) Avril Lavigne
14) Zazie Beetz
15) Hazuki
16) Bailee Madison
17) Maki Itoh
18) Elle Fanning
19) Freema Agyeman
20) Melise
21) Isabelle Fuhrman
22) Levin Rambin
23) Michelle Trachtenberg
24) Natsupoi
25) Emma Raducanu
26) Mina Shirakawa
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Peyton Roi List
29) Emily Kinney
30) Adelaide Kane
31) Lady C
32) Jameela Jamil
33) Joey King

Next list will be on MONDAY to cover the Oscar Isaac Award red carpet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#13.1

1) Zendaya - She slapped everyone else in the face at the Oscars. Metaphorically.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - I'm rabidly pro Kaitlyn Dever and becoming more so every day.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - That's what I call A Look.
4) Natalie Portman - It's good she was at the after party.
5) Anne Hathaway - A solid top five performer.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Curvy Haiz makes a strong return.
7) Kristen Stewart - Kool Kristen.
8) Alexandra Daddario - Yep, definitely deserves the high level recognition.
9) Jessica Henwick - Has been great of late.
10) KAIRI - Can still jump really high.
11) Billie Eilish
12) Zoe Kravitz
13) Kat Dennings
14) Sydney Sweeney
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Kiernan Shipka
17) Holly Earl
18) Ivana Baquero
19) Sophie Thatcher
20) Bailee Madison
21) Melise
22) Barbara Palvin
23) Angourie Rice
24) Camila Mendes
25) Jenna Coleman
26) Jodie Comer
27) Olivia Rodrigo
28) Thomasin McKenzie
29) Chloe Grace Moretz
30) Tiya Sircar
31) Lili Reinhart
32) Jeri Ryan
33) Ella Purnell
34) January Jones

 

[CaptainWacky]

#13.2

1) Kaitlyn Dever - Obeservant readers will have seen this coming, but it's official: Kaitlyn Dever is my favourite girl now and very solidly so.
2) Elle Fanning - I also love the lovely and sweet Elle Fanning.
3) Zendaya - Oh Hell yeah.
4) Billie Eilish - Billieiful (beautiful.)
5) Hailee Steinfeld - Haiz is great and you all know it.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - She is stunning.
7) Kat Dennings - The Kat that got the cream (or something.)
8) Kiernan Shipka - Her unbeatable run on top is the stuff of legends and that legend may well return one day.
9) Alexandra Daddario - It's good that I have seen the light: the light of her being one of the best girls.
10) Zazie Beetz - Continues to be one to watch.
11) Anne Hathaway
12) Kristen Stewart
13) Zoïa Mossour
14) Karen Gillan
15) Natalie Portman
16) Angourie Rice
17) Jessica Henwick
18) Sydney Sweeney
19) Michelle Trachtenberg
20) Xia Li
21) Adelaide Kane
22) Ivana Baquero
23) Dafne Keen
24) Inde Navarette
25) Candice Patton
26) Janina Gavankar
27) Isla Fisher
28) Iris Apatow
29) Camila Mendes

 

[CaptainWacky]

#14.1

1) Elle Fanning - Actually yeah Elle has moved up to the highest level of being a girl I like and is now the New Permanent Number One.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - I do still love Kaitlyn Dever of course.
3) Alexandra Daddario - Have reached "rabidly pro" levels towards her.
4) Holly Earl - Strong return for her and her face.
5) Kat Dennings - Really solidified in my mind as being always deserving of high rankings.
6) Billie Eilish - Eilish (I like) her.
7) Zendaya - Zendaya.
8) Kristen Stewart - K-Stewlly good.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm not 100% certain there's been a Trachtencomeback but there sure have been good pics lately.
10) Alison Pill - Underrated in the past but no more.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Imogen Poots
13) Laura Harrier
14) Janina Gavankar
15) Zazie Beetz
16) Karen Gillan
17) Kiernan Shipka
18) Camren Bicondova
19) Hailee Steinfeld
20) Adelaide Kane
21) Adria Arjona
22) Ella Purnell
23) Selena Gomez
24) Anne Hathaway
25) Agam Darshi
26) Iris Apatow
27) Emily Kinney
28) Jamie Hayter

 

[Dr Dave]

#13.1

1) Zendaya - She slapped everyone else in the face at the Oscars. Metaphorically.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - I'm rabidly pro Kaitlyn Dever and becoming more so every day.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - That's what I call A Look.
4) Natalie Portman - It's good she was at the after party.
5) Anne Hathaway - A solid top five performer.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Curvy Haiz makes a strong return.
7) Kristen Stewart - Kool Kristen.
8) Alexandra Daddario - Yep, definitely deserves the high level recognition.
9) Jessica Henwick - Has been great of late.
10) KAIRI - Can still jump really high.
11) Billie Eilish
12) Zoe Kravitz
13) Kat Dennings
14) Sydney Sweeney
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Kiernan Shipka
17) Holly Earl
18) Ivana Baquero
19) Sophie Thatcher
20) Bailee Madison
21) Melise
22) Barbara Palvin
23) Angourie Rice
24) Camila Mendes
25) Jenna Coleman
26) Jodie Comer
27) Olivia Rodrigo
28) Thomasin McKenzie
29) Chloe Grace Moretz
30) Tiya Sircar
31) Lili Reinhart
32) Jeri Ryan
33) Ella Purnell
34) January Jones

 

[CaptainWacky]

#14.2

1) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning is the best girl, it is hard to deny.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - Has returned to a very high level in my mind.
3) Katilyn Dever - Lovely Kaitlyn is still loved.
4) Inde Navarrette - Has "Future Number One" literally written all over her.
5) Alison Brie - Brie is back, baby.
6) Zazie Beetz - Beetz girls who you might not expect her to beat.
7) Olivia Rodrigo - Won the Grammys.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Not quite ready to return to number one but it will happen let's be honest.
9) Gal Gadot - A beautiful Gal.
10) Laura Harrier - She's Greattier.
11) Imogen Poots
12) Diane Guerrero
13) Alexandra Daddario
14) Rosario Dawson
15) Camren Bicondova
16) Kat Dennings
17) Sadie Sink
18) Janina Gavankar
19) Sophie Thatcher
20) Sarah Bolger
21) Zendaya
22) Bailee Madison
23) KAIRI
24) Danielle Panabaker
25) Jessica Henwick
26) Sasha Banks
27) Nicole de Boer
28) Emily Kinney
29) Mina Shirakawa
30) Michelle Trachtenberg

 

[CaptainWacky]

#15.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - The war is over. Kiernan Shipka has defeated every other female celebrity. Congratulations to her!
2) Kaitlyn Dever - She's so cute and nice and good.
3) Elle Fanning - Don't count out Elle Fanning though.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - Continues to be the future of the female celebrity world.
5) Alison Brie - The Brieback (Alison Brie comeback) rolls on.
6) Nathalie Emmanuel - Has been good lately!
7) Adeline Rudolph - One to watch to a high level of being one to watch.
8) Sadie Sink - Her face is a top face.
9) Alison Pill - The breakout star of Picard I guess!
10) Lauren Tsai - Always a favourite.
11) Sydney Sweeney
12) Emma Roberts
13) Jessica Henwick
14) Brie Larson
15) Laura Harrier
16) Rose McIver
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Alexandra Daddario
19) Zazie Beetz
20) Billie Eilish
21) Inde Navarrette
22) Zoia Mossour
23) Karen Gillan
24) Sarah Bolger
25) Hailee Steinfeld
26) Peyton Roi List
27) Tay Conti

 

[CaptainWacky]

#15.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Still comfortably number one.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - I do though really love the great Kaitlyn Dever to a high level of loving.
3) Elle Fanning - I hope she had a great birthday of being one of the best girls.
4) Laura Harrier - Feeling rabidly pro Harrier right now.
5) Alison Brie - Continues to make my brain feel nicer.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - The future's in good hands.
7) Zazie Beetz - Not many do beat her.
8) Adeline Rudolph - She's about to break out.
9) Brie Larson - A two Brie week.
10) Diane Guerrero - Always deserving.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Sarah Bolger
13) Adelaide Kane
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Amanda Seyfried
16) Melise
17) Zoe Kravitz
18) Danielle Panabaker
19) Sadie Sink
20) Lily Mo Sheen
21) Alexandra Daddario
22) Kayla Compton
23) Candice Patton
24) Dichen Lachman
25) Dakota Fanning
26) Reina Hardesty
27) Angourie Rice

 

[CaptainWacky]

#16.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - There are no other girls.
2) Elle Fanning - Well, okay, Elle Fanning is definitely top level.
3) Laura Harrier - Yep definitely on a Harrier high.
4) Kaitlyn Dever- I continue to find her both cute and good.
5) Camren Bicondova - She is definitely back and it feels good to say it.
6) Reina Hardesty - More like Reina EasyToSeeHerAppealesty.
7) Adeline Rudolph - Continues to require high level recognition.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - She is beauty she is grace.
9) Imogen Poots - It's also great to welcome Imogen Poots back to the top ten!
10) Lauren Tsai - Tsai like her.
11) Zazie Beetz
12) Karen Gillan
13) Sydney Sweeney
14) Kristine Froseth
15) Alison Pill
16) Felicity Jones
17) Billie Eilish
18) Millie Bobby Brown
19) Laura Prepon
20) Alison Brie
21) Nicole Kang
22) Dichen Lachman
23) Jamie Hayter
24) Gigi Dolin

 

[CaptainWacky]

#16.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - YEP things have changed at the top and I'm all about the beautiful, unique, perfect and pale Anya Taylor-Joy now!
2) Kaitlyn Dever - I also love Kaitlyn Dever.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Also time to return Hailee Steinfeld to her deserved high level.
4) Natalie Portman - More like Natalie Portarms!?
5) Ivana Baquero - Doesn't get anywhere near enough attention.
6) Camren Bicondova - Camren BACKondova.
7) Elle Fanning - Sweeter than something really sweet and good.
8) Lily Mo Sheen - Sheens like one to watch!
9) Zendaya - We all love her.
10) Kate Beckinsale - Late breaking high level return.
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Millie Bobby Brown
13) Laura Harrier
14) Leven Rambin
15) Candice Patton
16) Nastupoi
17) Reina Hardesty
18) Maisie Williams
19) Kat Dennings
20) Sydney Sweeney
21) Emma Raducanu
22) Elizabeth Olsen
23) Tam Nakano
24) Saki Kashima
25) Chloe Bennet
26) Zoia Mossour
27) Adeline Rudolph
28) Tala Ashe
29) Kayla Compton
30) Peyton Roi List

 

[CaptainWacky]

#17.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - The most beautiful woman in the world.
2) Laura Harrier - Feeling highly into Harrier.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Haizy days are here again.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - I'm telling you this: I really like Kaitlyn Dever.
5) Maisie Williams - The best Girl of Thrones has finally been decided (by me, others may disagree.)
6) Kiernan Shipka - I thought I was slightly going off her but she'll probably steadily move back up as usual!
7) Ivana Baquero - Needs to be in something.
8) Camren Bicondova - Her too.
9) Kate Beckinsale - Great Beckingreat.
10) Alison Pill - A bright spot in a disappointing Star Trek show.
11) Zendaya
12) Candice Patton
13) Adelaide Kane
14) Alison Brie
15) Lily Mo Sheen
16) Sydney Sweeney
17) Diane Guerrero
18) Anne Hathaway
19) Rosario Dawson
20) Saki Kashima
21) Mackenzie Foy
22) Jeri Ryan

 

[CaptainWacky]

#17.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - The most beautiful woman in the world.
2) Laura Harrier - Okay I'm definitely rabidly pro Harrier.
3) Kaitlyn Dever - Definitely top three every week by default forever.
4) Ivana Baquero- Permamently highly ranked too. Everything has changed.
5) Maisie Williams - I love Maisie Williams
6) Avril Lavigne - Yep it's high level Avril time.
7) Dafne Keen - She's Keen to be highly ranked on the Top Tens, it seems!
8) Saki Kashima - The most beautiful wrestler!?
9) Hailee Steinfeld - Lovely Hailee never lets me down.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Back on the rise.
11) Camren Bicondova
12) Tam Nakano
13) Bailee Madison
14) Kristine Froseth
15) Elle Fanning
16) KAIRI
17) Anne Hathaway
18) Asuka
19) Sydney Sweeney
20) Thomasin McKenzie
21) Hazuki
22) Candice Patton
23) Kiernan Shipka
24) Kate Beckinsale
25) Aubrey Plaza
26) Tala Ashe
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Natsupoi

 

[CaptainWacky]

#18.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - I can't see who could beat her.
2) Laura Harrier - Yeah she's permanent too.
3) Maisie Williams - My love for Maisie Williams only increases.
4) Saki Kashima - Wrestling with my heart.
5) Ivana Baquero - They don't call her Top Level Baquero for nothing!
6) Imogen Poots - The girl with the Pootsiest face.
7) Alison Pill - NOT Alison Ill.
8) Brec Bassinger - She's great on the beach!
9) Zoia Mossour - A model of perfection.
10) Lauren Tsai - Tsai good to see her.
11) Yvette Monreal
12) Elle Fanning
13) Anne Hathaway
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Bailee Madison
16) Nicole Kang
17) Leven Rambin
18) Dafne Keen
19) Rosario Dawson
20) Hikaru Shida
21) Rachel McAdams
22) Abigail Breslin

 

[CaptainWacky]

#18.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - I'm more sure than ever.
2) Hayley Atwell - She is back and well!
3) Ivana Baquero - Top Level Baquero lives up to her name.
4) Elizabeth Olsen - They don't call her "The Lizinator" for nothing!
5) Laura Harrier - Continues to be Hottier.
6) Brec Bassinger - Has become a Brecout star.
7) Billie Eilish - Billie nice lass.
8) Saki Kashima - Wrestling with my brain.
9) Chloe Grace Moretz - It's great to see her again.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Girls with three names are good.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Yvette Monreal
13) Cara Delevingne
14) Elle Fanning
15) Alison Pill
16) Agam Darshi
17) Imogen Poots
18) Natalie Portman
19) Candice Patton
20) Sydney Sweeney
21) Tiya Sircar
22) Olivia Rodrigo
23) Kat Dennings
24) Adeline Rudolph
25) Tam Nakano
26) Kate Beckinsale
27) Lily Allen

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19.1

1) Hayley Atwell - Deserves a number one ranking, if you think about it.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - I forgot to look at any photos of her this half week but I can't bring myself to move her down further.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - She is great let's all admit that.
4) Ivana Baquero - Continuing her streak of being really good.
5) Laura Harrier - Top Five Harrier.
6) Natalie Portman - More like Natalie Portarms!
7) Saki Kashima - My wrestler crush.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Her face is really good
9) Rachel McAdams - She's someone I really like but don't see enough.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - It continues to be Millie Bobby's Time.
11) Anna Kendrick
12) Brec Bassinger
13) Emilia Jones
14) January Jones
15) Jodie Comer
16) Cara Delevingne
17) Amanda Seyfried
18) Riho
19) Emily Kinney
20) Michelle Trachtenberg
21) Jess Bush
22) Toni Storm
23) Alison Pill

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Deserves a number one ranking, if you think about it.
2) Hayley Atwell - It's good that Hayley Atwell is one of the best girls.
3) Laura Harrier - Lovely Harrier.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - I guess she needs a new pic to be permanent number one again.
5) Dafne Keen - Keen to become a top five level girl, it seems!
6) Kaitlyn Dever - She's great.
7) Ivana Baquero - Ranking highuero.
8) Bailee Madison - Baileeful for sure.
9) Saki Kashima - Yep this isn't just a phase.
10) Angourie Rice - Angourie Morethannice.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Camren Bicondova
13) Millie Bobby Brown
14) Elizabeth Olsen
15) Cara Delevingne
16) Candice Patton
17) Emilia Jones
18) Riho
19) Natalie Portman
20) Jessica Henwick
21) Samara Weaving
22) Jodie Comer
23) Kayla Compton
24) Tam Nakano

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Upon further reflection I have concluded that she is the best girl and deserves to be the new permanent number one of forever. Sorry for any prior confusion.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - But I also must note that Moretz Feelingz are back again and I hope they don't go away.
3) Anne Hathaway - YEP it's also time for Anne Hathaway to say "look at me, I'm number three."
4) Samara Weaving - Another one very deserving of being ranked very highly!
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby Blonde makes a strong debut.
6) Dafne Keen - We're all Keen on Dafne.
7) Hayley Atwell - Still feeling the need to keep Hayley high.
8) Laura Harrier - Only dropped because there's new pics of other people and not her okay.
9) January Jones - She's been great lately.
10) Ivana Baquero - Ivana Baquerules.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Karen Gillan
14) Angourie Rice
15) Emma Roberts
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Alexandra Daddario
19) Ashleigh Brewer
20) Ana de Armas
21) Jess Bush
22) Kiernan Shipka
23) Diane Guerrero
24) Emilia Jones
25) Hazuki
26) Riho

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20.2

1) Elle Fanning - Strong return to number one.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Moretz Feelingz are here again and they feel zood.
3) Natalie Portman - There is only one.
4) Anne Hathaway - I continue to admire and appreciate her.
5) Avril Lavigne - Avril Lagreat.
6) Samara Weaving - Samara Highrating.
7) Laura Harrier - Permanently on this level.
8) Billie Eilish - Ei like her.
9) Sophie Thatcher - Turns out she's great.
10) Hailee Steinfeld - Continues to be a strong potential number one.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Hayley Atwell
14) Anjli Mohindra
15) Maisie Williams
16) Dakota Fanning
17) Ivana Baquero
18) Anya Taylor-Joy
19) Tiya Sircar
20) Pom Klementieff
21) Rose McIver
22) Amanda Seyfried
23) Mandip Gill
24) Hazuki
25) Tessa Thompson
26) Adeline Rudolph
27) Margot Robbie
28) Alison Brie