Top Tens for 2024

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#11.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she's the best girl. I can't see an argument that says otherwise.
2) Kiernan Shipka - High level Kiki Feelings are in my brain again and that's the right play for them to be.
3) Kristen Stewart - She's been Stewtacular lately.
4) Sydney Sweeney - Lives up to the hype.
5) Olivia Wilde - It's not even a comeback anymore, it's just a fact now.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Definitely still feeling highly into her and no mistake.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - Continues to be great.
8) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Beautizzo.
9) Anya Taylor-Joy - Joy to the world.
10) Margot Robbie - Strewth she's nice.
11) Mckenna Grace
12) Zendaya
13) Milana Vayntrub
14) Maisie Williams
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Imogen Poots
17) Genevieve Buechner
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Ariana Greenblatt
20) Emma Stone
21) Rachel Zegler
22) Gemma Chan
23) Mackenzie Foy
24) Thomsain McKenzie
25) Natalie Portman
26) Camila Mendes
27) Mary Elizabeth Winstead
28) Emily Ratajkowski
29) Tiya Sircar
30) Brie Larson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#11.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She is still the one to beat.
2) Kiernan Shipka - But we all know who the Kikiest girl is.
3) Sophie Thatcher - Just keeps getting better.
4) Kristen Stewart - The K-Stew has really got going.
5) Grace Caroline Currey - Deserves top five recognition.
6) Olivia Wilde - A top ten regular.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - I love her.
8) Sydney Sweeney - I find her super great.
9) Mckenna Grace - She is the future of the female celebrity world.
10) Kristine Froseth - Fame appears to be growing, as usual I already noticed before the MAINSTREAM.
11) Maisie Williams
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Anne Hathaway
14) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
15) Dafne Keen
16) Leven Rambin
17) Xochitl Gomez
18) Karen Gillan
19) Margot Robbie
20) Nathalie Emmanuel
21) Roxanne Perez
22) Rebeeca Ferguson
23) Olivia Cooke
24) AJ Odudu
25) Charli XCX
26) Tiya Sircar
27) Emma Roberts
28) Kat Dennings
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#12.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - She's bringing me the most Joy at the moment and is therefore my new permanent number one.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - But I'm still rabidly Pro Haiz and don't you forget it.
3) Sophie Thatcher - Now firmly established as one of the best girls.
4) Kiernan Shipka - There is only one.
5) Mckenna Grace - Rising faster than most, and sweeter than most.
6) Grace Caroline Currey - Continues to deserve high level recognition.
7) Sophie Nélisse - Getting really into this Canadian.
8) Xochitl Gomez - Another "Future of the female celebrity world" type!
9) Kristen Stewart - I am highly into her vibe.
10) Olivia Wilde - Maintains a top ten level interest from me.
11) Ivana Baquero
12) Sydney Sweeney
13) Milana Vayntrub
14) Jenna Ortega
15) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
16) Dafne Keen
17) Ariana Greenblatt
18) Emerald Chan
19) Rebecca Ferguson
20) Brie Larson
21) Genevieve Buechner
22) Olivia Cooke
23) Inde Nvarrette
24) Teyonah Parris
25) Janina Gavankar
26) Sarah Desjardins
27) Laura Harrier
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#12.2

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Yeah, she's obviously my favourite girl. Sorry to everyone else!
2) Dafne Keen - Daffers is beautiful too though.
3) Selena Gomez - Spectacular.
4) Sophie Thatcher - Continues to be one of the best.
5) Sydney Sweeney - I'm one of those "simps" you hear about these days.
6) Sophie Nélisse - Four "S" names in a row is...probably nothing new.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - We need more of her.
8) Grace Caroline Currey - So nice they named her thrice.
9) AJ Odudu - Atually deserves top ten recognition for her top level dress game.
10) Eiza Gonzalez - Eiza Reallygoodlookinglass.
11) Olivia Wilde
12) Jenna Ortega
13) Xochitl Gomez
14) Kiernan Shipka
15) Kristen Stewart
16) Milana Vayntrub
17) Genevieve Buechner
18) Reina Hardesty
19) Bailee Madison
20) Anne Hathaway
21) Diane Guerrero
22) Brie Larson
23) Rachel Zegler
24) Lauren Tsai
25) Millie Gibson
26) Olivia Cooke
27) Emerald Chan
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#13.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Yeah, she's definitely my favourite now and I don't care what anyone else thinks.
2) Zendaya - I'm also highly into this mononymous beauty.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face makes me feel nice.
4) Sydney Sweeney - The real deal.
5) Dafne Keen - Cutie Dafne Keen lives up to the name I just invented for her.
6) Adria Arjona - Deserves top level recognition.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - One of the best to ever do it.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Also one of my current, and maybe permanent, favourites.
9) Rebecca Ferguson - I love her.
10) Mckenna Grace - She's lovely and I respect all things about her.
11) Jenna Ortega
12) Ella Fanning
13) Selena Gomez
14) Dakota Fanning
15) Taylor Swift
16) Florence Pugh
17) Anne Hathaway
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Grace Caroline Currey
20) Eiza Gonzalez
21) Leven Rambin
22) Sophie Nelisse
23) Pom Klementieff
24) Phoebe Tonkin
25) Barbara Palvin
26) Amanda Seyfried
27) Rachel Zegler
28) Emerald Chan
29) Kristine Froseth
30) Inde Navarrette
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#13.2

1) Sydney Sweeney - I might as well just give in and accept her as the best girl. It's starting to feel inevitable.
2) Zendaya - Beautiful Zendaya is also very high on the list (as you can see!)
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - Still around this level.
4) Selena Gomez - It's great to see her being great.
5) Laura Harrier - Making a very strong return in my mind.
6) Kat Dennings - No but seriously she has one of the best faces ever.
7) Adria Arjona - Underrated.
8) Amanda Seyfried - Yep, I have been strongly reminded of her beauty.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - Haizing around.
10) Kiernan Shipka - With really strong new pics she could dominate and I think we'd all like to see that.
11) Rebecca Ferguson
12) Jenna Ortega
13) Maya Hawke
14) Sarah Desjardins
15) Elle Fanning
16) Dafne Keen
17) Grace Caroline Currey
18) Inde Navarrette
19) Olivia Wilde
20) Dua Lipa
21) Mckenna Grace
22) Ariana Greenblatt
23) Kairi Sane
24) Olivia Cooke
25) Eiza Gonzalez
26) Mariah May
27) Joey King
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#14.1

1) Sydney Sweeney - Nobody else is even coming close right now.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - That doesn't mean I don't fucking love Hailee Steinfeld though.
3) Zendaya - She is beauty, she is grace.
4) Rachel Zegler - One of the fastest risers ever.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - No one else has her face.
6) Pom Klementieff - Deserving of high level recognition.
7) Amanda Seyfried - Her beauty shines.
8) Kat Dennings - I think she's one of the best ever.
9) Ariana Greenblatt - The one to watch.
10) Selena Gomez - She's real, yeah.
11) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Maya Hawke
14) Ana de Armas
15) Amita Suman
16) Dafne Keen
17) Sarah Desjardins
18) Emma Roberts
19) Jenna Ortega
20) Varada Sethu
21) Adria Arjona
22) Rebecca Ferguson
23) Yvette Monreal
24) Bailee Madison
25) Laura Harrier
26) Anita Rani
27) Olivia Cooke
28) Olivia Wilde
29) Dakota Fanning
30) Millie Gibson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#14.2

1) Zendaya - Okay yeah she's had so many great pics that my "pro Zendaya" level has reached "rabid" again.
2) Thomasin McKenzie - YEP she deserves to be recognised as one of the best girls and it feels good to say it.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - I definitely highly love this girl too.
4) Natalie Portman - ANOTHER YEP for the best proving she's still the best, not that she has to because she's sthe best.
5) Rachel Zegler - She is lovely.
6) Jenna Ortega - Hey so is she.
7) Sydney Sweeney - A very competitive week when she's pushed down to seventh.
8) Dafne Keen - We all scream for DafKeen.
9) Pom Klementieff - Definitely still finding her to be on this level.
10) Iman Vellani - Literally invented cuteness.
11) Amanda Seyfried
12) Karen Gillan
13) Adria Arjona
14) Emma Roberts
15) Iris Apatow
16) Maya Hawke
17) Inde Navarrette
18) Zelina Vega
19) Olivia Wilde
20) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
21) Asuka
22) Mialana Vayntrub
23) Kat Dennings
24) Selena Gomez
25) Sarah Michelle Gellar
26) Jameela Jamil
27) Ella Purnell
28) Sarah Desjardins
29) Olivia Cooke
30) Jeri Ryan
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#15.1

1) Zendaya - I have seen the light. Zendaya is the best girl and it feels good to say it.
2) Kiernan Shipka - It's great to have her back to her nose-scrunching best.
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - She's sexy as duck.
4) Thomasin McKenzie - Continues to Thomaswin.
5) Dafne Keen - May still conquer the year.
6) Grace Caroline Currey - Stunningly nice.
7) Laura Harrier - One of the most beautiful ladies.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - Keeping her near the top because she always deserves to be there.
9) Emma Roberts - Also back on top form.
10) Natalie Portman - Cuter than Cute Steve.
11) Amanda Seyfried
12) Rachel Zegler
13) Karen Gillan
14) Adria Arjona
15) Sydney Sweeney
16) Kat Dennings
17) Iman Vellani
18) Inde Navarrette
19) Bailee Madison
20) Kaia Gerber
21) Anjli Mohindra
22) Iris Apatow
23) Elle Fanning
24) Maya Hawke
25) Zelina Vega
26) Kairi Sane
27) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
28) Xochitl Gomez
29) Mackenzie Foy
30) Emerald Chan
31) Kathryn Newton
32) Jameela Jamil
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#15.2

Top Ten for Sunday 14/4/2024

1) Kiernan Shipka - I can't deny what my heart is telling me. Kiernan Shipka is who I love the most.
2) Dafne Keen - She's Daftacular.
3) Zendaya - Has been incredible lately.
4) Emma Roberts - It's great how great she is again.
5) Ella Purnell - I already liked her long before Fallout but I guess it's nice everyone else is catching up!
6) Rachel Zegler - It's still great about her bum.
7) Dakota Blue Richards - It's always good to see her and, this week, it was great.
8) Laura Harrier - It's hard to deny that she's one of the best girls.
9) Olivia Wilde - It's hard to deny that I'm starting too many comments with "it's'" this week but she's great.
10) Grace Caroline Currey - Belongs in the top ten.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Gillian Jacobs
13) Adria Arjona
14) Ivana Baquero
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Bailee Madison
17) Brie Larson
18) Natalie Portman
19) Maisie Williams
20) Margot Robbie
21) Sydney Sweeney
22) Hailee Steinfeld
23) Varada Sethu
24) Jenna Ortega
25) Millie Gibson
26) Alison Brie
27) Anya Taylor-Joy
28) Pom Klementieff
29) Emerald Chan
30) Anita Rani
31) Sadie Sink
32) Joey King
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#16.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - And now I'm back to strongly thinking she's the best. It's like I can't make up my mind or something!
2) Maisie Williams - Yep it's time for Maisie to rise to the top.
3) Freema Agyeman - It's great to have great pics of her and about the resulting high ranking.
4) Emma Roberts - Has really been exceptionally good looking lately.
5) Zendaya - One of the best faces out of all the faces.
6) Dakota Blue Richards - Would be this high every week with proper exposure and it feels good to say it.
7) Kiernan Shipka - Cutenan She'sgood.
8) Dafne Keen - Keen for her strong 2024 to continue.
9) Adria Arjona - She's beautiful.
10) Mckenna Grace - She's full of Grace for sure.
11) Natalie Portman
12) Ella Purnell
13) Anjli Mohindra
14) Rachel Zegler
15) Olivia Wilde
16) Grace Caroline Currey
17) Hailee Steinfeld
18) Varada Sethu
19) Laura Harrier
20) Brie Larson
21) Kathryn Newton
22) Samara Weaving
23) Iman Vellani
24) Gillian Jacobs
25) Olivia Cooke
26) Alison Brie
27) Dakota Fanning
28) Emerald Chan
29) Xochitl Gomez
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#16.2

1) Sydney Sweeney - Okay, it's actually Sydney who's the best girl. Sorry for any prior confusion.
2) Leven Rambin - Definitely deserving of a top level ranking and hopefully we see more of her.
3) Zendaya - It's been one heck of a press tour.
4) Natalie Portman - Her new magazine shoot was really very good.
5) Grace Caroline Currey - She's very attractive in all the ways I find very attractive.
6) Kathryn Newton - Has been living up to her name ("cute a ton") lately.
7) Maisie Williams - Cuter than eight cute collections of cute things.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - I find her very nice.
9) Freema Agyeman - Deserves to still be in the top ten.
10) Emma Roberts - Lately has been exceptionally good looking.
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Anjli Mohindra
14) Adria Arjona
15) Milana Vayntrub
16) Ella Purnell
17) Inde Navarrette
18) Dakota Blue Richards
19) Ivana Baquero
20) Alexandra Daddario
21) Thomasin McKenzie
22) Rachel Zegler
23) Chloe Grace Moretz
24) Kat Dennings
25) Olivia Wilde
26) Adeline Rudolph
27) Anna Sawai
28) Joey King
29) Tiya Sircar
30) Mariah May
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#17.1

1) Anya Taylor-Joy - Upon further reflection, she's actually the best girl.
2) Thomasin McKenzie - There are few cuter.
3) Leven Rambin - Yeah this is a permanent high rankin' Rambin.
4) Zendaya - Her face is perfect.
5) Grace Caroline Currey - Still rabidly pro her.
6) Sydney Sweeney - I like her cute smile.
7) Maisie Williams - Probably should stay in the top ten for a long time.
8) Kathryn Newton - Has really risen to be a top level girl.
9) Asuka - Needs top level recognition.
10) Ivana Baquero - Hey she's great.
11) Emma Roberts
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Natalie Portman
14) Sophie Thatcher
15) Emma Raducanu
16) Rachel Zegler
17) Ivanna Sakhno
18) Gillian Jacobs
19) Adria Arjona
20) Kiernan Shipka
21) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
22) Barbara Palvin
23) Bailee Madison
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Dakota Fanning
26) January Jones
27) Chloe Grace Moretz
28) Anita Rani
29) Xochitl Gomez
 
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