Two Truths and ONE LIE!

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Actually, I cheated; all three are lies. I just wanted to see which one you all would believe. :naughty:
 

I Love Cunt

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This doesn't surprise me. You are often outside, on the fringes, just looking in the window, or throwing shit at the welcome mat at the door.
 

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Or throwing shit at the window, to create beautiful poop vistas for those on the inside.
 

I Love Cunt

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Originally that is what I was going to say. But then that would have meant that I would be saying, "Window" twice in the above sentence and I wanted to avoid that. So instead of re-working it I just added that you would be throwing shit at the door.
But I like your version better. Afterall you are the writer and can put that sort of thing more eloquently.
 

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And throw the poo harder and with greater accuracy. But not in such fancy ways as the legendary Ai Phling Pu.
 
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