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Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Dual said:
@ Loktar: I'll offer you $4.50/hour at 50 hours a week, plus a partially covered living area complete with outdoor toilet and unfettered internet access, if you accept my offer within this month. That's my final offer.
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Partially covered living area...wtf? Is it missing a wall or part of the ceiling?

Is this my own private crapshack or will I be sharing it with an array of colorful characters and woodland critters?

(Make that $14.50 an hour and a couple hundred dollars cash advance to cover moving expenses and we have a deal)

^What can I say?....I'm a mooch and I like my stuff too much to sell most of it to pay for the move...did ya really think I'd take a deal that was more favorable to you?;)
 
Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
Loktar said:
Partially covered living area...wtf? Is it missing a wall or part of the ceiling?
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Technically speaking, it's a crawlspace beneath my detached office - but you would have a roof (my floor), and merely an open wall (a foot or so of it, at that). All in all, a great deal, particularly considering that you wouldn't be paying any rent. Bring a sleeping bag and you'll never notice anything missing.
 
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Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Dual said:
Technically speaking, it's a crawlspace beneath my detached office - but you would have a roof (my floor), and merely an open wall (a foot or so of it, at that). All in all, a great deal, particularly considering that you wouldn't be paying any rent. Bring a sleeping bag and you'll never notice anything missing.
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Now all you need is a large, gruff but friendly bearded hobo to come by and tell me "Your a wizard, Harry!" and I could pretend I'm Harry Potter.

Tempting but I'll have to pass.
 
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Seph

Retired Account
Take it Loktar.
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Loktar said:
Partially covered living area...wtf? Is it missing a wall or part of the ceiling?

Is this my own private crapshack or will I be sharing it with an array of colorful characters and woodland critters?

(Make that $14.50 an hour and a couple hundred dollars cash advance to cover moving expenses and we have a deal)

^What can I say?....I'm a mooch and I like my stuff too much to sell most of it to pay for the move...did ya really think I'd take a deal that was more favorable to you?;)
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Does he have to crossdress and touch you in unmentionable places?
 
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Loktar

Pinata Whacker
jack said:
Does he have to crossdress and touch you in unmentionable places?
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Doubt it, I could probably force him to hand over his bank account info, and have him crammed into the crawlspace/outdoor crapshack within a week of my arrival.

(Might need to get a little rapey though;))
 
'Gear

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
"Rape for Dummies" is pretty good too.

It's a lot easier than you might think.

Also - "TheRapist"
It's about a woman who thought she was going to see a therapist. Turned out she was.
 
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Loktar

Pinata Whacker
'Gear said:
"Rape for Dummies" is pretty good too.

It's a lot easier than you might think.

Also - "TheRapist"
It's about a woman who thought she was going to see a therapist. Turned out she was.
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I read Rape for Crash Test Dummies. It was filled with CARnal delights that never STEERED me wrong.
 
'Gear

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
Maybe someone should invent rape test dummies. Oh wait, I know one. Betcha Seph does too.
 
Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
Loktar said:
Doubt it, I could probably force him to hand over his bank account info, and have him crammed into the crawlspace/outdoor crapshack within a week of my arrival.

(Might need to get a little rapey though;))
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Loktar, you're no 400-pound rapist gorilla (like Pickle); I would beat you in a fight. :S:
 
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Seph

Retired Account
Shoulda posted one where he had that silly mustache.
 
'Gear

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
Is this thread about who's the heavier rapist? I'm a 198lb regular rapist. However, my man stump is so thick that all my moves are rape-like in terms of stretch. There's also the issue of merciless pounding action that has to be figured into the equation.

So yeah, I just want to say welcome new poster Cakewalk.
 
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Seph

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Im 205-210lb / 6ft 4 when asked to be rapist.
 
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Seph

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