Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Watching the video for "Come On Eileen" and I might as well ask "what's the deal with overalls?" but God didn't give us overalls. We invented them. But we're stuck with armpit hair. And I, for one, don't understand it. What purpose does it serve? Why is it there? Is it to prevent chafing? Preserve aromatic scent? It can't be for warmth. If it was, it would be on top of the shoulders. Damn. I gotta figure out the notes in The Bible that tell me how to evolve into a glow-y disembodied omnipotent Star Trek being. Or get a robot body. Either one.
