What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[jack]

I was gonna say, how can you tell when Blackfoot is telling a joke?

He blows the punch line

 

[jack]

Blackfoot comes home from his first grade class and said, "Momma, all the White kids made an A+ on the math test, but I failed. Why is that?" His mother said, "It's because you are a porch monkey, my son." Then the boy said, "And all the White kids got an A+ on the spelling test, but I failed that too. How come?" "Because you are a cupcakeyjig my son," said his mother. "But then when we took a shower after gym class, I noticed my dick was bigger than all the White boy's dicks. Why is that?" "Well son," she said, "that is because you are 15 years old."

 

[jack]

Blackfoot walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder.

Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?"

Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."

 

[jack]

What's the difference between Blackfoot and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on him

 

[jack]

If Blackfoot became a priest (bwahahah) how would you address him?

Holy Shit!

 

[The Question]

What's the difference between Blackfoot's mammy and a dog that's just shat the living room rug?

At least the dog's smart enough to feel guilty about what it's done.

 

[jack]

What are three things you can't give Blackfoot?

A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

 

[The Question]

Why isn't Blackfoot allowed to use the restroom at his local "Mick-Donnow's" anymore?

Every time he takes a shit, he panics and speed-waddles into the dining area with his pants around his ankles yelling:

"Lawd, hep meh! HEP meh! I be MELLLLLLL-TEEEEEEEENG!!!"

 

[The Question]

Blackfoot tried to join a pirate crew once. They wouldn't let him join. All the other recruits yelled, "Arrrr!!!" Blackfoot's in there with, "Beeeee!!!"

 

[jack]

Why do decent white folks shop at Blackfoot's yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

 

[jack]

How can you tell is Blackfoot is well hung?

If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

 

[jack]

Why does Blackfoot drive his KIA Sorrento with the windows up?

He thinks the smell is coming from the outside.

 

[Charlemagne]

What's the difference between Chuckie and a pizza?

A pizza falling down the stairs is something you can get upset about.

 

[jack]

How do you stop Cee Jay from drowning?

You don't

 

[jack]

What's blue and hangs in my front yard?

Blackfoot of course. I can paint him any color I like.

 

[jack]

What's black, orange and very pretty?

Cee Jay on fire

 

[jack]

Why is Cee Jay always thinking about sex?

Probably all the pubic hair on his head.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot's babymama said to him this morning "Give me ten inches and make it hurt"

So he fucked her three times then threw her down the stairs!

 

[jack]

If Blackfoot was French what would you call him?

Jacques Custodian!!

 

[jack]

Why do seagulls have wings?

To beat Blackfoot to the dump.