What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What does Chuckie and a tornado have in common?

Only takes one to ruin a neighborhood! :bigass:
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
What does Chuckie and a tornado have in common?

Only takes one to ruin a neighborhood! :bigass:
Chucknado, now on SyFy.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why does South Carolina have Chuckie, but California has earthquakes?

California got first pick :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do you call Blackfoot when he smiles?

A snigger of course :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why doesn't Chuckie like handjobs?

Chuckie doesn't like any jobs.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
When are Chuckie and an apple similar?

When they're hanging from a tree :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's black and orange and pretty to watch?

Chuckie on fire of course! :bigass:
 

The Question

Eternal
How do you know if Blackfoot broke into your house?

There's shit on the porch, the toilet bowl is empty, and your dog is pregnant.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do you call Blackfoot in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Chuckie thinks he's some sort of preacher :bigass:

All that means is he's "holy shit"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why won't Blackfoot play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for him :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What did Blackfoot say when he slid down a zebra?

"Now you see me, now you dont. Now you see me, now you don't!!! :bigass:
 
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