What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Um.... Oh! The steaming pile of shit can feed dung beetles!
 

The Question

Eternal
Why doesn't Blackfoot take an aspirin when he gets a headache?

He refuses to pick the cotton out of the bottle to get to 'em.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What does Blackfoot do after sex?

20 years to life.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I heard Chuckie's been doing some weight training lately.

Makes sense...TV's are much bigger than they used to be.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's teh difference between Blackfoot and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you stop Blackfoot from jumping on your bed?

Stick some velcro on the ceiling.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Chuckie and his duals fall from a tree. Who gets to the ground first?

His duals, as the rope stops Chuckie from ever touching the ground.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Whats the worst thing you can call Blackie, beginning with an N and ending with an R????

Neighbor of course. :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
When Blackfoot dies why will there only be two pallbearers at his funeral?

Only two handles on a garbage can.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you stop Chuckie from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What does Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Chuckie run faster :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why doesn't Chuckie play in the sandbox?

The cats keep covering him up. :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's Chuckie's idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch"
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What were the worst five years of Blackfoot's life?

First grade :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do you get when you cross a gorilla with Blackfoot?

A dumb gorilla. :bigass:
 

The Question

Eternal
What's the difference between a parole officer and Blackfoot's dad? Blackfoot knows the parole officer's name.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's the difference between Batman and Blackfoot?

Batman can go out without Robin :D
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How does Chuckie's "girlfriend" fight crime?

By having an abortion!

:::tee-hee:::
 
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