What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do Chuckie and a slinky have in common?

They're both useless but it's fun watching them fall down the stairs.
 

The Question

Eternal
What do you do if Blackfoot throws a grenade at you?

Pull out the pin and throw it back.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why will there only be two pallbearers at Blackfoot's funeral?

Only two handles on a garbage can
 

The Question

Eternal
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How can you tell when Chuckie's been on your computer?

It's not there!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air?

Tell Blackfoot to put it down.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you get Blackfoot to leave?

Offer him a job!!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why can't Blackfoot dial 911 when he's in trouble?

Can't find the 11 :D
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What did Blackfoot say when he saw the Cheerios box?

OMG! Donut seeds!
 

The Question

Eternal
How long will Blackfoot’s first date with a woman be?

You’ll have to ask him when he gets out in 3 to 5.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
How do you stop Chuckie from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
How do you save Blackfoot from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his neck.
 

The Question

Eternal
How can you tell when Blackfoot steps in dog shit?

If he’s barefoot, you can’t.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
How do you catch Blackfoot?

Stick some chitlins on a fishing hook.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Ya gotta admit, though. It'd be hilarious to see Blackfoot jumping up at a blob of chitlins at the end of a fishing line. You keep him jumping and jumping until he's worn out, at which point, you let him bite the chitlins, and then reel him in.

Then you have to ask yourself if you throw him back, or "clean" and cook him, before serving him to hungry lions.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
They'd still be hungry is my guess :bigass:
 
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