What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[jack]

Why did Blackfoot stare at the orange juice container for two hours?

Because it said "concentrate".

 

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Why do South Carolina police dogs lick their asses?

To get the taste of Blackfoot out of their mouths.

 

[jack]

I understand Blackfoot thinks Johnny Cash is the change you get from a condom machine!

 

[jack]

A guy had picked up Blackfoot hitchhiking and while they were riding, he asked him to look out the window to see if the blinker was working.

Blackfoot stuck his head out the window and said "No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes."

 

[jack]

Why does Blackfoot wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?
Because it's hard to steal a house.

 

[jack]

What do the Blackfoot account(s) think is a "perfect 10"?

Two 5 year olds, of course!

 

[jack]

What do you call Cee Gay and his two fake accounts in the sauna?

Gorillas in the Mist of course

 

[jack]

If Blackfoot were French, what would you call him?

Jacques Custodian.

 

[jack]

How does Blackfoot's baby mama fight crime?

She has an abortion.

 

[jack]

Why could Blackfoot never be an astronaut?

His lips would explode at 50,000 feet,

 

[jack]

What do you say when you see your TV floating around at night?

"Drop it, Blackfoot"

 

[jack]

Why does Blackfoot walk funny?

He spent the first 9 months of his life dodging a coat hanger.

 

[jack]

How do you stop Blackfoot from going out?

Pour more gas on him.

 

[jack]

Why does Blackfoot wear a wide brimmed hat?

So a bird doesn't shit on his head

 

[jack]

What's black and tan and looks good on Blackfoot?

A doberman

 

[jack]

Why was golf invented?

So white people could learn to dress like Blackfoot.

 

[jack]

How do you starve Blackfoot?

Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

 

[jack]

What happened when Blackfoot looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit on his face.

 

[jack]

Why doesn't Blackfoot like blowjobs?

Blackfoot doesn't like ANY jobs, silly.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Because he always blows them?