Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

Who is a Klingons favourite film director?

Francis Ford Qapla'

 

[jack]

If you can only have one, do you pick Daphne or Velma to see getting screwed by a Great Dane?

Velma of course.

 

[jack]

Who is a Klingons favourite film director?

Francis Ford Qapla'

What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet?

The Captain's Log, of course.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

So many Facebook adverts and recommendations, I must have snoozed about 30 today, hard to see people's posts with all the crap in the way.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

hehe

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Possibly one of the best scenes in cinematic history.

 

[Volpone]

Why is a big goofy mischievous smile called a "shit-eating grin"? I don't think anyone has ever looked happy to be eating shit. Or is it the grin you get as you watch someone you've pranked eat shit? I guess that would make sense.

 

[jack]

Why is a big goofy mischievous smile called a "shit-eating grin"? I don't think anyone has ever looked happy to be eating shit. Or is it the grin you get as you watch someone you've pranked eat shit? I guess that would make sense.

In Book XXI of his History of Rome, Livy describes a Carthaginian sect of coprophages, the risus faecivorus, or shit-eating grin, being commonly displayed by its adherents.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[jack]

^^Which team do you like, Dr Dave?

 

[Dr Dave]

^^Which team do you like, Dr Dave?

Toronto Argonauts.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I was sitting out back and got a firefly stuck in my hair. I smashed it. Sorry, little duder.

 

[Mirah]

OH no!

I have never seen a firefly.

 

[Volpone]

I had one that got in the house and was walking around on the floor. Was in the middle of feeding and/or watering the cat and dog and was going to do it as soon as my hands were free. By then he wasn't there anymore. Found a dead one by the door this morning. Dunno if it was the same one or not. Same thing.

 

[Mirah]

!

A bird got on board today. Took 3 of us to chase it out.