I should find out who is actually running...
Well, I just looked it up.
Wee Jimmy Krankie was going to be my first answer because I thought it was a made up name. (the pictures took long to load on my slow internet) And then I thought definitely Mike Meyers, and then I had to look up what a first Minister does and then I thought, "Well, Captainwacky's name isn't on this list"
So now I am going to sea otter.
Here are some current nominees: (why did I say nominees? This isn't the Oscars!)
John Swinney
Kate Forbes
Neil Gray
Jenny Gilruth