CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eh? Eh, ladies and gentlemen? Sally Salt and Petey Pepper ladies and gentlemen? Eh? Eh! Old Tommy Tomato, he likes a bit of that doesn't he ladies and gentlemen, he likes a bit of that! Eh! It's a RED TOMATO DAY! Eh! Dawn French keeps trying to sleep with me becasue I'm a fat black guy, ladies and gentlemen! Lenny Henry was only funny for about five minutes in 1982 ladies and gentleman! REMEMBER QWUEEG FROM THAT ONE EPISODE OF RED DWARF HE WAS BLACK TOO AND ALSO THE CAT AND LISTER IS HALF BLACK BUT IF LIST IS KOCHANSKI AND LISTER'S SON TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME SURELY THAT MAKES HIM A QUARTER BLACK THEN AN EIGHTH BLACK THE NEXT TIME AROUND THEN A SIXTEENTH BLACK AFTER THAT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THAT FUCKING EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NOT TO MENTION BACK TO EARTH HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BAD LADIES AND GENTELMEN BAD LIKE JOHNNY B BADD WITH HIS BADD BLASTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MICK FOLEY WAS ALL BITTER AT BEING PAID LESS THAN HIM LADIES AND GENTELMEN HE MADE JOKES ABOUT TEST AND NOW TEST IS DEAD SO I BET HE REGRETS THAT DOESN'T HE, EH, EH, EH, WHAT'S THAT ALL "ABOOT" I ALWASY THOUGHT IT WAS STRANGE WHEN EDGE MADE FUN OF TEST'S ACCENT CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT EDGE IS CANADIAN TOO BUT HEY WHAT DO I KNOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HATE 90% OF ALL CANADIANS ANYWAY LOL NO THAT'S MY OTHER DAUL OOPS GAVE AWAY THE SECRET LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHERE'S THE OSCAR FASION THREAD, EH?
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