It's proven he's a jew... that much we know. What I want to know is: given the bonus of sucking infant penis during the circumcision ceremony, why isn't jack a rabbi? Couldn't pass the classes? Too short? Too ugly? What happened there, jack?
Where, although room existed, the Jews were crowded together to an appalling extent, and in
practically every room there was a pile of garbage in one corner which was also used as a latrine. The
Jews were only forced to desist from their nastiness and clean up the mess by the threat of the butt
ends of rifles. Of course, I know the expression 'lost tribes of Israel' applied to the tribes which
disappeared -- not to the tribe of Judah from which the current sons of bitches are descended.
However, it is my personal opinion that this too is a lost tribe -- lost to all decency.
This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were all collected in a large, wooden building,
which they called a synagogue. It behooved General Eisenhower to make a speech to them. We
entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever
seen. When we got about halfway up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn
by Henry VIII of England and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the
General . . . The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted and actually about three hours later lost my
lunch as the result of remembering it.