Wikiporn? Gporn???

[Volpone]

"The mission of the Wikimedia Foundation is to empower and engage people around the world to collect and develop educational content under a free license or in the public domain, and to disseminate it effectively and globally."

"Google's mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful."

So both organizations state that their goal is to make information more accessible to everyone. And they use the Internet. And of course we all know the biggest use of the Internet: (no, not trolling) porn.

I believe that both Wikipedia and Google owe it to themselves to stand up first rate tools to get me better access to free hardcore pornography. Really sick stuff. I mean, you ought to be able to easily pull up a midget clown on a stepstool, screwing a Great Dane under a strobe light. After all, it's right in their mission statements.

 

[The Dork Lord]

bestiality is illegal, you sick bastid!

 

[FBI parte due]

Wikipedia actually has a HUGE section on pornography, including lists of porn stars by "category."

 

[bad dog]

This site is cool.

http://www.youporn.com/

 

[Lilac]

bestiality is illegal, you sick bastid!

It's not universally illegal.

It's still 'out there', though.

 

[Volpone]

I've heard it is still legal in 2 states, but haven't been able to confirm it (although that is a story for a different troll). It was only outlawed in Washington state in 2006.

(Of course I was merely using the phrase for dramatic effect. Obviously a fog machine would be more appropriate for a midget and a great dane.)