Wresting

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The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
 

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What do you call Chuckie in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.
 

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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

You ever try to take a rib from Chuckie?
 

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Why does Chuckie's soup bitch hate getting her period?

It means her next welfare upgrade is at least 9 months away.
 

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How can you tell when Chuckie's been by your house?

The garbage can's empty and the cat's knocked up.
 

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What's the difference between Chuckie and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
 

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How do you keep Chuckie from going out?


Pour more gas on him!
 

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Why do white folks go to Chuckie's garage sales?

To get their stuff back.
 

jack

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What's the digfference between a pizza and Chuckie?

A pizza can feed a family of four. :bigass:
 

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What's the most confusing day at Chuckie's house?

Father's Day! :::snicker:::
 

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What did Chuckie get on his SAT's?

Barbeque sauce :bigass:
 

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What's the worst thing you can call Chuckie, beginning with N and ending with R?

"Neighbor" :::snicker:::
 

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What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Chuckie run faster :bigass:
 

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What do Chuckie's welfare babies get for xmas?

Your bike!

:snigger:
 

jack

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What's black, orange red and blue, and very pretty?

Chuckie on fire!
 

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I think he's very pretty all glowy like that.
 

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Looks like you'd rather curse the darkness than light a candle :D
 

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plop plop fizz fizz

oh what a relief it is
 

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:::snigger:::
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
What does Blackfoot have in common with a hemorrhoid?

They're both a bloody pain in the ass.
 
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