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But you can get a lot more buttplugs on Etsy than you'd expect. I mean, you kind of expect artsy-craftsy Martha Stewart shit but there's actually quite a few people selling buttplugs there. Care Bear buttplugs. My Little Pony buttplugs. You name it. I suppose it makes sense. It's jewelry, when it gets down to it.

I wonder if Martha Stewart has ever made a buttplug.
 

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There's probably Julia Child butter buttplugs.

 
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