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I fucking love punching myself

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Maybe I'll get so good at it I'll be able to become a boxer but I'll already have suffered multiple concussions and won't be able to get medical clearance to box so I'll start an underground "fight club" boxing hobos and teenagers and beat them all and someone will make a documentary about it and Scarlett Johansson will see it and think "that poor man, thinking punching people is the only way to live" and let me live in her mansion and touch her tits ever time I get the urge to punch myself or others but no probably not to be honest.
 
And here I go into a thread hoping that at last I've found someone who shares my secret passion, and all of a sudden it is all about Scarlett Johansson's tits?!?!?

Woe is me, duped again

:wah!:
 
Well, her tits can stop time you know.
 
It was all true.
 
*perks up ears* Oh. Really??
Or do you just say that to further confuse me?
 
Well, the punching myself part. The Scarlett Johansson stuff was pure speculation.
 
Well, with tits like those, one sure is prone to stop something.

As with the medical clearance you can just tell them that they don't have the right to stop you from doing something you love I mean that's even written down in one of your grand documents I don't know if it was the Bill of Rights or the Constitution so they should ask themselves if they really should keep you from boxin if that is what you wanna do most you know?

Yes, that was stolen from Rocky.
 
The Constitution is nothing more than a Kerouac novel where Wacky comes from.
 
Things from Rocky movies DO work in real life though. Like when that evil Russian boxer killed that defencless American boxer FOR REAL and the refereer didn't think of stopping the match or anything before the death.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
The Constitution is nothing more than a Kerouac novel where Wacky comes from.
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While back here, we use it for bird cage liner!
 
And to WIPE THE LORD'S ASS!
 
I often punch myself in the face, repeatedly.
 
The Constitution is nothing more than a Kerouac novel where Wacky comes from.
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Oh, I missed that. Does that mean I have to read all Wacky posts in a fake Scottish brogue?

Things from Rocky movies DO work in real life though. Like when that evil Russian boxer killed that defencless American boxer FOR REAL and the refereer didn't think of stopping the match or anything before the death.
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EXACTLY! I've seen that happen just the other day in my lunch break, right after I beat myself up to get a raise from my boss!


jack said:
I often punch myself in the face, repeatedly.
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jack, are you flirting with me?

:yoohoo:
 
Fight Club is quite far-fetched when you think about it, I suppose.
 
Far-fetched, like spatula, is a word that sounds like Yiddish but in fact isn't.
 
I bet the jews take credit for it anyway!
 
like they do everything!
 
The chutzpah these people have!
 
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