In this thread, we shall all hail Cassie as Overlord of Mongolia.

[Gagh]

Can we do it? YES WE CAN.

The facts are simple:

Cassie + Mongolia = Supereme Dancing Overlord of all She Witnesses (Plus other Devious PLOTS and PLANS and LURPAK).

 

[Cassie]

I ACCEPT VISA AND MASTERCARD!

 

[Loktar]

AND HOT POCKETS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

My friends, you bow to no one.

 

[Dr Dave]

Who dosent accept hot pockets?

 

[Gagh]

I accept ANAL POCKETS! A bit more painful but more readily plentiful the world over!

 

[Cassie]

Anal pockets have fewer calories.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Especially in INDIA lol I'm racist now.

 

[Gagh]

How many INDIANS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? MILLIONS! BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL OVER HERE LOL CORNERSHOPS ETC.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D OWN A CORNERSHOP IF THEY HADN'T BOUGHT THEM ALL

 

[Loktar]

I accept ANAL POCKETS! A bit more painful but more readily plentiful the world over!

NOW WITH 25% MORE KY JELLY!

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Loktar]

mytosis? what about yourtosis?

 

[Ishcabittle]

yourtosis is up yourbuttkiss. OMG LOL >.<

 

[Cassie]

They look like tribbles with eyes!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are they like gremlins if you get them wet?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's changed my outlook so utterly that I can't imagine what life was like before hailing Cassie as Overlord of Mongolia. *salutes in the traditional Mongolian style*

 

[Dr Dave]

Why are your pants on fire?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Can I call her CASSIE KHAN now?

 

[Loktar]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!