Torchwood sucked lol

[Fuddlemiff]

Alan Dale should come back. Possibly with Desmond.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll feature havily in Freestyle Lost Season Four. He was in the latest episode, voice only though!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BBC3 spoilers:

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AH HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST. I think we were supposed to bein Gwens side through this episode, but really it was an episode of Gwen fucking up EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. It's hilarious because I'm sure it was supposed to be all dramamtic and stuff but in reality it's just Gwen making the wrong move every step and the rest of Torchwood (and the audience) going "DON'T DO IT GWEN YOU'RE RETARDED." but eyt these she goes and fucks everything up.

Of course if Jack had just TOLD HER what was going on everything would have been fine. And the mum was a bit of a bitch at the end. I hate welsh people.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE PEOPLEE!!!!"

"No, Gwen. Don't. It's stupid. Don't do it."

"BUT I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!"

"Why?"

"TO PROGRESS THE PLOT!!!!!!!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least there were no "I'm dead lol" moments from Owen.

 

[whisky]

He was hardly in the episode long enough to say it.

And they use or suggest using retcon in every episode, but not in this one where it would really have come in handy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Gwen wanted the mother to suffer for being rude.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The woman was in Little Britain as Daffyd's friend.

I didn't get how she thought she didn't pay enough attention to her son when she'd not just sat looking out the window when he was late coming home, but also texted him to tell him exactly how many minutes late he was.

Also, Torchwood declassified or whatever it's called annoyed me because they spent ten minutes talking about that policeman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was her and was surprised they didn't make some obivous "only gay in the village!" joke.

I never wach the declassified/heroes unmasked type shows now. Too much back-patting.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

THe weird thing about undeclassified was the continuity announcer said that "Graham" would be talking about this week's Torchwood. Did they confuse their gays?

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER GRAHAM NORTON SPEAKING OVER THE END OF DOCTOR WHO IN 2005 RUINING THE EPISODE FOREVER?

(I don't, at all, but I remember people complaining about it.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Actually, it was the beginning. I remember the huge hoo haa about it being the first of the revamped series, and then as Rose wandered about the basement of that shop she worked in you could hear Graham Norton chatting to someone.

Sod's law for the Beeb.. no one would've cared if it happened during the lottery, but this was something important.

 

[The Tomtrek]

And all the people who thoughts "Whew thank god it was just a one-time accident! I was scared for a moment there that this new Doctor Who would be full of GAY MEN".


(it's ironic)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ironically, both programmes ended up having John Barrowman.

 

[whisky]

Has there been a saturday night on the BBC in teh last three years that didnt have Barrowman in at least one program?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. BLACK SATURDAY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Aye, it had Dale Winton instead.

Should've been renamed "Orange Saturday", but there you go.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Jack worked at Torchwood for ONE HUNDRED YEARS before he became the boss? He must have been one shitty employee! And there's never been any hint that he worked there for such a long time in earlier episodes.

 

[whisky]

Plus he said he ate dynasours for breakfast, implying hes been on earth for millions of years.

I thought Dr who established he'd only been on earth a few hundred years.

When he had to pull Iantos arm back in place, Jenny said it would have been funny if it were the wrong arm.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Plus he said he ate dynasours for breakfast, implying hes been on earth for millions of years.

I thought Dr who established he'd only been on earth a few hundred years.

Before that he was also a time agent and a time conman, don't forget.