tsk, tsk, tsk

[Dual]

I have a pimp costume! It worked really well when my hair was pink.

 

[The Dork Lord]

PIX PLZ!

 

[Gagh]

WTF?? I am gone for a mere month, and what happens with the Badlands?

• Dershocka got megalomaniac and pisses off the very people he has sworn to protect... uh, mm did let you swear to protect us, didn't she?
• Strange people with scat fetishes seem to be drawn to the Badlands like a swarm of flies.
• The war with the MF fizzled out before it even really began.
• Talk about fizzling out: THERE HAS NOT EVEN BEEN ONE DECENT ORGY STARTED SINCE I LEFT!
• Although ER finally got that contract, there still is no exclusive porn footage with DL as the star
• The Cow hasn't even tried to do a decent troll on us. I mean - changing the forum subtitle? Pff.
• Dual gave me the title of a mere Senator, while all the other ladies got called Lady, and Queen, and Duchess... I am hurt.

Well, fellow Badlanders? What are we going to do to get our beloved forum back in good shape, huh?

Things have been looking up in the last few days, though.

 

[Kitty]

Wheres Ilyanna?

 

[Ilyanna]

Things have been looking up in the last few days, though.

Oh really? Must have missed that.

Wheres Ilyanna?

Right here, reading all the crap posts and failing to give a fuck about it.
As soon as the testosterone level decreases (yeah LC, I noticed it, too), certain men remember that they have an X-chromosome, too, and start talking about each other behind their respective backs instead of playing "who's got the biggest dick but can't use it since it's the fucking INTERNET" like any decent woman would in order to not get on everyone's nerves, I might be willing to bother again.

Yeah, that's me sulking.

 

[jack]

I think I've set some stuff in motion which should give y'all a run for your money

 

[Ilyanna]

The Dork Lord Oh yeah, BLAME TEH PEN1S!

Well snookums, I don't see any women participating in the latest drama, do you?

 

[Gagh]

Ilyanna, do you feel you have the worst job at TK?

 

[Ilyanna]

No money = no job. I am all here for the fun of it lol
Why d'you ask, anyway, too much self-pity for your taste?

 

[Gagh]

No money = no job. I am all here for the fun of it lol

Funnily enough, exactly the reaction I was looking for. I worry for people who see admin & mod work as a job. Glad you didn't fall for that one!

 

[Ilyanna]

LOl, hey, it's not like I have much more to do than occasionally clean up some floods and stick/unstick stuff. And I do make it a policy in my life to not take too many things seriously, anyway.

 

[Gagh]

Look around this place, outside of this forum, for many examples of people taking things very seriously indeed.

 

[Ilyanna]

yeah... and you're not exactly trying to extinguish the flames of hurt pride and other assorted feelings, either, lmao!

 

[Gagh]

Well, why should I? If you're not stirring shit, you're not doing it right.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well, why should I?

I, for once, am definitely not complaining

On a completely unrelated sidenote - in the time that has passed between your post and mine, Germany has unexpectedly defeated Portugal, I have accidentally killed about 10 frogs, changed my location AND vacuum-cleaned 3 rooms.

 

[Gagh]

Poor frogs. Unless you mean the French. In which case - yay.

 

[MessengerX]

Add Ilyanna to the list.

 

[Gagh]

Good man. It's good to have a hobby.

 

[Ilyanna]

Poor frogs. Unless you mean the French. In which case - yay.

He, there really is no country as utterly despised by all humanity than France, is there?
No, unfortunately I am talking about the animals, and I am sentimental enough to actually feel really bad about it. It's always the same: Summer heat - heavy rain - little frogs try to pass the road. There is no way to avoid squishing the stupid fuckers with my car, at least not without parking and just walking home (which I am too lazy to do). And if I had driven any slower, the car would have rolled backwards. I just hope they were on their way back from mating, not heading towards their love interest.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

He, there really is no country as utterly despised by all humanity than France, is there?

Excusez moi ?