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new fucking foods you just love!

This thread is a disgrace to good foodie threads.

I declare a food fight.

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these 2 foods go together and are fantastic!
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however, i would not suggest eating as much of these as i just did
i feel a little sick now...
 
Some people are just not the kind that can be invited out to dinner.
 
aww shucks, there is hope for you yet eloisel
i am sure there is someone that will take you out for a meal
never give up!
ok?
 
Oh my god said:
aww shucks, there is hope for you yet eloisel
i am sure there is someone that will take you out for a meal
never give up!
ok?
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Will you take me out?
Where would you take me if you did?
You know that I don't dine with people who can't afford more than me, right?
I can afford quite a bit too.
And, I do not like French or curry at all.
I don't like raw meat, fish or monkey brains or anything like that.
My tastes are pretty simple - baby back ribs, some salad, some fruit, iced tea, banana pudding.

Yeah, lets go to dinner!
 
for 1st dates, i think
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pho is the way to go
after that, if you are lucky
then a movie maybe
followed by
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desert if you feel the same way about the film as me
AND ARE NOT TOO CHUNKY of course
 
Actually, that tofu dish could have more fat grams in it than the strawberry desert. You have to eat a pound or more of strawberries to get 1 fat gram. Use fat free whipped cream and angel food cake (which is also fat free) instead of sponge cake for a 0-1 fat grams strawberry shortcake. Tofu is about 2.5 fat grams per serving - or more than twice the desert even if one eats the whole dish. Plus, strawberries are really good for you all over, body and brain.

What movie? I'm going to see "Hancock" tonight.
 
i was gonna see that too
or 'Wanted' or 'Get Smart'
but now i am sick and may not go out til the weekend
 
Sorry to hear that. Try some tomato soup, crackers and Sprite. Hope you feel better soon.

Hancock was enjoyable. Pretty funny in some places. I love Will Smith so I knew I'd like this movie.
 
Hancock this weekend it is then...


ps: nice to read you care!
 
No, dear, you are a shit ass.
You are glad all those firefighters died on 9/11.
Maybe that is a fucking troll joke to you
but in my book that makes you a shit ass.
 
eloisel said:
No, dear, you are a shit ass.
You are glad all those firefighters died on 9/11.
Maybe that is a fucking troll joke to you
but in my book that makes you a shit ass.
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it was a joke dearie
and you thinkin it makes me a troll
makes you a troll in my book
the dinner is off!
 
Oh my god said:
it was a joke dearie
and you thinkin it makes me a troll
makes you a troll in my book
the dinner is off!
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Your sense of humor sucks.
Go have a dinner of bugs and baby heads served on styrofoam.
 
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Its delicious and nutritious
 
eloisel said:
Will you take me out?
Where would you take me if you did?
You know that I don't dine with people who can't afford more than me, right?
I can afford quite a bit too.
And, I do not like French or curry at all.
I don't like raw meat, fish or monkey brains or anything like that.
My tastes are pretty simple - baby back ribs, some salad, some fruit, iced tea, banana pudding.

Yeah, lets go to dinner!
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You could be easily fed at Chili's for less than $50 (price does not include alcohol).
 
eloisel said:
Actually, that tofu dish could have more fat grams in it than the strawberry desert. You have to eat a pound or more of strawberries to get 1 fat gram. Use fat free whipped cream and angel food cake (which is also fat free) instead of sponge cake for a 0-1 fat grams strawberry shortcake. Tofu is about 2.5 fat grams per serving - or more than twice the desert even if one eats the whole dish. Plus, strawberries are really good for you all over, body and brain.

What movie? I'm going to see "Hancock" tonight.
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Sugars, Carbs, Sugars, Carbs, Carbs and MORE Carbs.

That's what you just described.
 
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