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Ilyanna

moral imperfection
I am finished for today.
See you tomorrow!
 
:(
 
NO! DON'T GO! WHERE'D SHE GO? WHAT IS SHE DOING? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY DID SHE GO?
 
WHY DOES SHE KEEP MERGING THINGS? I THOUGH YOU GUYZ HATED THAT WHEN CACOPHONY DID IT? MY LIFE IS RUINEDOio!i_(
 
I know, right?! I mean Oh My God!
 
NO! DON'T GO! WHERE'D SHE GO? WHAT IS SHE DOING? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY DID SHE GO?
I lied. I am still around. I just wanted to be missed for once. THANKS you two!!! :D

WHY DOES SHE KEEP MERGING THINGS?
BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOUR IMAGINED VOICE SOUNDS IN MY HEAD WHEN YOU WHINE ABOUT IT!?!

I THOUGH YOU GUYZ HATED THAT WHEN CACOPHONY DID IT? MY LIFE IS RUINEDOio!i_(
THAT'S BECAUSE MY ONLINE PERSONA IS SO NICE, INNOCENT AND HELPLESS THAT NOBODY HAS THE HEART TO BITCH WITH ME! BESIDES, I DON'T FUCK WITH THE COW, SO PEOPLE THINK I AM FREE AND THEY FLIRT WITH ME
:bigass:
(The power of sexual psychology, youngun. Don't underestimate it.)
((And can I now please stop writing in ALLCAPS?))
 
omfg I want you. I mean *puts on seduction hat*
 
HI ILY I LOVE YOU PLUS ALSO THANK YOU AND SUCH
 
BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOUR (IMAGINED) VOICE SOUNDS IN MY HEAD WHEN YOU WHINE ABOUT IT!?!
OMFG, I start sounding like a real cunt. I am SORRY, I will not merge another thread, Okay??? Unless you want me to. Or if I get annoyed. Or need another outlet of my rage. Or when I can't find that thread with M. de Sade and me having a discussion. Or something to that extent.
 
Fuck, yeah I suck at seducing.
 
omfg I want you. I mean *puts on seduction hat*

HI ILY I LOVE YOU PLUS ALSO THANK YOU AND SUCH

OK, here's good news and bad news:
The good one: I want to have RL sex with all of you at the same time, right now. Preferrably while Gagh is whispering "buckets" into my ear.

The bad one: I can't.
 
And with this, I leave you all to get lunch.
(4real this time, too!)

:love:
 
OK, here's good news and bad news:
The good one: I want to have RL sex with all of you at the same time, right now. Preferrably while Gagh is whispering "buckets" into my ear.

The bad one: I can't.

HAWT
 
We can make this happen. We must. It will happen. Today, tomorrow, the next day, in the near future, we will be on top of you sexing you and Gagh will be in your ear whispering "Buckets" or something and I'm sure there will be a whip involved and handcuffs and submission.
 
WALNUT WHIP.
 
All teh time, Cuntface.
 
Is that some sort of Dick Tracy villian?
 
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