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Cassie is intoxicated

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!
 
!!
 
Srsly. I have drank the bees and I took some vicodin or vicodan whatever it si.
 
Junky!

;)
D
 
no u!
 
Drank the bees? So that's where they're disappearing too...
 
Beer should come witha catherter and instructions on how ot use one.
 
Excellent.



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTT11!!!!!!1123
 
If I had a catheter, I would probably be using it to fill up a squirt gun, like all the time.
 
Yay Cassie!!!!!!

HAVE A DRINK FO ME
 
FUCK I MISSED A DRUNKEN CASSIE POSTING! :(


but wait til you find out what i was up to........
 
Beer should come with a dead duck.
 
Why?
 

So if your drinking and driving and the cops pull you over you can tell them the dead duck was driving.
 
They'll know you're lying. The cops KNOW it's the dancing bear that was driving.
 
They'll know you're lying. The cops KNOW it's the dancing bear that was driving.

The dancing bear was only steering. The dead duck was working the gas and brake.
 
Well, then, they're never going to believe that.
 
Cops are too wise to buy that.
 
My drunken posting night was kinda boring cause everyone vanished. IT'S NO FUN DURNKL POSTING BY YOURSELF!
 
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