Puppies are like babies

[Tisiphone]

They wake me up in the middle of the night (usually when I've just gone to sleep).

They're lucky they're adorable....

 

[Yub]

Except puppies are good for skinning and turning into slippers.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well sure...IF YOU'RE A FACIST

 

[Cassie]

I love puppies.

 

[Tisiphone]

They have puppy breath right now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate elves.

 

[Tisiphone]

Me too! With their pointed ears, long, flowing hair, superiority complex.

 

[whisky]

What about Elvis?

 

[CaptainWacky]

His ghost is too loud.

 

[Tisiphone]

That reminds me...in the books that True Blood is based on, Elvis is alive...and a zombie vampire. LoL. A huge vampire fan was there the night he died, and just couldn't let him go.

So the sightings are REAL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he still fat?

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Dr Dave]

That reminds me...in the books that True Blood is based on, Elvis is alive...and a zombie vampire. LoL. A huge vampire fan was there the night he died, and just couldn't let him go.

So the sightings are REAL

Tell us more.

 

[Dershocka]

Puppies hate it when you perform wrestling moves on them.

Except for Jack Russells.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They like it when you set them on fire and throw them at jews.

 

[Dershocka]

The Jews hate it though. And, the Jews hate wrestling too, and only do it for money.

*cough*BILL GOLDBERG*cough*

 

[Conchaga]

HOT DOG!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Goldberg put his fist through a car window for no particular reason and nearly died? LOL.

 

[Dr Dave]

He was on an episode of ER once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he start "shooting" on the nurses?