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How can I stop shaking on a first date??????

wizer

wizer

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I'm so sick of hearing from a date that my entire body is shaking and my hands, damm I really would like to eliminate that one day. it's so damm embarassing to be like that in front of someone I just met.

I think what makes me shake is when I go on a date with a female and she does one of the things below

1. Not compliment me at all

2. Not smiling

3. Not Talkative

4. Looking at me without saying anything



Those are defintely 4 things that make me nervous on a first date.
 
Is this another borrowed thread? Because I'm not going to reply to it then.
 
At first I was thinking, its kind of sweet when a guy reacts that way-but you are not talking about good reaction-you are talking about bad uncomfortable feelings resulting in the shaking-so I would say if you went on a, fuck I'm bored now.
 
Mirah said:
Is this another borrowed thread? Because I'm not going to reply to it then.
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They ALL are.

I thought they might make good fodder for conversation.
 
This would be more of a Tea Room thread than an Armchair Philosopher thread.

You shake because you lack confidence in yourself as a suitable male for any female. You could date a girl that is mousier than you are and have a mousy little life that is all very pleasant but not very good. Or, you could put yourself in the hands of a more capable woman who will remove all doubts from your mind about where your place is in the world.
 
Always have a couple of tooties before the big night. Or everynight for that matter! Cheers
 
eloisel said:
Or, you could put yourself in the hands of a more capable woman who will remove all doubts from your mind about where your place is in the world.
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Are you offering your services?
 
Watch out, if she gets pregnant she'll have the baby.
 
wizer said:
Are you offering your services?
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No. I'm suggesting you ask Jack for his services. He has foam, cream, jelly and other stuff. Kinky.
 
eloisel said:
No. I'm suggesting you ask Jack for his services. He has foam, cream, jelly and other stuff. Kinky.
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Too bad the oven's turned off these days, eh? No more buns for you dear.
 
wizer said:
I'm so sick of hearing from a date that my entire body is shaking and my hands, damm I really would like to eliminate that one day. it's so damm embarassing to be like that in front of someone I just met.

I think what makes me shake is when I go on a date with a female and she does one of the things below

1. Not compliment me at all

2. Not smiling

3. Not Talkative

4. Looking at me without saying anything



Those are defintely 4 things that make me nervous on a first date.
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Give more detail about this "shaking". Is it belt sander level?

;)
mm
 
wizer said:
I'm so sick of hearing from a date that my entire body is shaking and my hands, damm I really would like to eliminate that one day. it's so damm embarassing to be like that in front of someone I just met.

I think what makes me shake is when I go on a date with a female and she does one of the things below

1. Not compliment me at all

2. Not smiling

3. Not Talkative

4. Looking at me without saying anything



Those are defintely 4 things that make me nervous on a first date.
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Up your dosage of Prozac to lethal levels. It'll stop the shaking once and for all.
 
Alyssum said:
Too bad the oven's turned off these days, eh? No more buns for you dear.
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Nope. No bread, no rice, no potatoes, no pasta ... nothing I like to eat like Mexican food or Chinese.

But, the good news is this. At my favorite little place, they changed the menu just for me and now it is a grilled chicken wrap instead of a fried chicken wrap. Okay - so I was the only one ever ordered it - still, they changed it for me.
 
jerk off, its the only way you'll ever calm down. Do it on the date.
 
eloisel said:
Nope. No bread, no rice, no potatoes, no pasta ... nothing I like to eat like Mexican food or Chinese.

But, the good news is this. At my favorite little place, they changed the menu just for me and now it is a grilled chicken wrap instead of a fried chicken wrap. Okay - so I was the only one ever ordered it - still, they changed it for me.
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That's awesome...my favrit places have dishes like that just for me, too.

It's fun eating out.
 
have a few shots of tequila......
 
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