I wrote "shut up whore" at least twenty-five times today

[Tisiphone]

New record.

 

[Yub]

Who was the whore? Why did she need to shut up? DETAILS WOMAN!

 

[Tisiphone]

She was this redheaded whore on Springer who kept going back to her baby daddy because the sex was great, but she didn't want to be with him anymore. Rather, she wanted to be with her new man, D.J., who then told her that if she wanted her freedom not to abuse it.

Then, in another segment, a brother slept with his sister's girlfriend!!!!

 

[Yub]

Springer is what happens when you dump the trash of humanity all in the same place at the same time. Nuke from orbit.

 

[Tisiphone]

Springer: It Happens.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The midget fight episode was the best/worst.

 

[Tisiphone]

Au contraire. The best is the obese cross-dresser, Jason. He gets so pissed he goes after the executive director, Richard, who sits at a little deejay thing and makes cow noises and stuff.

See if you can find clips of him. It's hysterical.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Any good incest stories?

 

[Tisiphone]

Not as many as there used to be. Usually see those now on the Classic Springer episodes, when he really became known for the fighting and everything.

 

[Cassie]

Wasn't that before he admitted it was all fake?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll tell you, some of it is fake; people getting on just for their 15 minutes of fame. But you can tell the ones that are still real because they are beating each other like it's going out of style. Especially the gals. I can't tell you how many times one girl has torn out so much hair from the other girl, she throws it into the audience.

 

[Dr Dave]

Au contraire. The best is the obese cross-dresser, Jason. He gets so pissed he goes after the executive director, Richard, who sits at a little deejay thing and makes cow noises and stuff.

See if you can find clips of him. It's hysterical.

Ah yeah that guy, hes uh... a character.

 

[Gagh]

Don't you feel like changing it a bit every once in a while? Instead of "Shut up Whore" you could put "Cease your infernal prattle, you unbearably shrill harridan of ill repute"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or replace with movie quotes

"I'll leave you as you left me, BITCH, buried alive inside a dead moon... buurrriieedd allliiiivvee!"

"Gggrrrraaa KHHHAAAANNNN!!! KHHHAAAAANNN!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or just write "STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP AND GET A LIFE!"

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes, but then I'd be out of a job and would have to make a living setting cats on fire and stealing garden gnomes.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think that first one would make you a lot of money.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But gnome theft would?

 

[Tisiphone]

eBay bitches!!

 

[I Love Cunt]

a;ljktetulaj
Thread FTW!