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Sometimes I think my point in life is purely to upset people

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Both online and in real life.

I see the worst in people, I don't trust them, I see conspiracies where there are none, I take people that like me and make sure they don't any more.

In short, I fail at life.
 
Who's that guy hiding in your bushes, with the pointy stick????
 
I've never connected with anyone on a meaningful level, feel constant panic, can't express myself, have a small dick, etc...and I'm perfectly aware that this is it, this is life, it could just end at any moment, it's a fucking joke, an illusion.

But at least we're not in Africa!
 
Or the cold, wet glens of Scotland!
 
dude, not cool. cold.
 
I spoke to a guy on the phone from Scotland earlier today. What a sexy accent.
 
We're not in Kansas anymore.
 
I miss the rains down in Africa.

(not really)
 
Humans were born to fail at life. It's a cosmic set-up.

That's why we celebrate trivial things like birthdays and New Year's. We grab at any reason to feel a sense of accomplishment, of completion, of achievement, of connectedness to something bigger than ourselves. Otherwise, we'd all off ourselves the minute we realize we're not immortal.

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE. LIKE KEEPING THE MF AND BADLANDS SEPARATE. WE WON'T LET OUR UNIQUE IDENTITIES BE MASHED BY SOME HOMOGENIZING COW LOL
 
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!
 
I'm just tired and disconnected and feel nothing.

and I don't have an accent.
 
I wasn't trying to be uplifting with my sex Scot comment, just a spot of blogging.

But you've gotta have some accent. Unless you don't talk but then you must think in an accent so there.
 
I don't have an accent either.
 
I think in images. Of destruction.
 
I learned how to speak without a trace of "regionalism" when I did radio in college. Then again, many people in Connecticut don't have a huge accent to begin with. Sandwiched in between Boston and New York, the two dialects kind of cancel each other out.
 
I never thought I had an accent until the first time I heard my voice back on tape.

Plus for some reason when I hear it back, it seems to be a lot slower than when I said it originally.
 
Faulty tape!
 
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I sound like a hillbilly.
 
I think you sound really cool.

And I just sound like an average Londoner. Not a cockney, though, I hasten to add.
 
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