Rat Won't Be My Friend

[Starship Coyote]

I added Hambil as a friend, but apparently he declined it.

You just can't be nice to some people, I guess.

 

[Summerteeth]

I'll be your friend, if you want.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Tech admins can't have friends. It's part of the vB license.

 

[Hambil]

I added Hambil as a friend, but apparently he declined it.

You just can't be nice to some people, I guess.

You only pretend to be nice so you can get info to use against someone. You're a sociopath. No sane person would be your 'friend'.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Now that's just crazy talk, Hambil.

C'mon... be the better man and make friends.

BTW, thanks for the new sig.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I see you're on your user control panel right now... have you reconsidered?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Hambil we're not going to have much of a reconciliation if you don't work with me on this.

 

[Morrhigan]

Dude... Hambil has too many fuctioning brain cells to take an offer of friendship from you seriously. :lol:

 

[Starship Coyote]

Who said anything about taking it seriously? I'm not inviting him over for a beer... it's a simple internet message board friendship function.

 

[Blindgroping]

CU. Can I be Blondie's friend?
Biblically?

 

[eloisel]

I added Hambil as a friend, but apparently he declined it.

You just can't be nice to some people, I guess.

I think that is one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

However, it is not surprising to me that a rodent would not find sincere an offer of friendship from a wiley carnivore. Perhaps you should send the offer in packaging with an "Ace" brand stamped on it and it will appear more legitimate.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I think you meant "Acme"... I think.

 

[Starship Coyote]

So how about it dude? Changed your mind?

 

[Blindgroping]

So how about it dude? Changed your mind?

No, I still want you to post nekkid pics of blondie.

 

[Starship Coyote]

If I did, what would you do with them?

 

[Blindgroping]

Look and, um, cook something up.

I got a box of Omaha Steaks in the mail as a present.
I have to do something with that meat.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm beginning to think Hambil doesn't like me.

I don't see how that's possible, but it seems that way.

 

[Hambil]

Can you pretend to be a girl again, and maybe talk with an English accent? I'm willing to be persuaded but lots of boobs and petting is involved. Plus, we need to watch Sleepless in Seattle over and over again.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Throws up hands.

Wheelp... I tried to make friends. Whatever happens in the future is on your shoulders.

Let's all be clear on that point, shall we?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Wow, CU brought Morrh out of the lurk. THAT'S impressive. I love you for that 'cause I've missed her.