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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PHOTOSHOP A PENIS INTO MY AVATAR

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
The best Lloyd Kaufman photos are the ones in front of the Troma movies where there is a penis on its merry way into his mouth. If somebody would be kind enough to stick a hard one in this pic I'll totally use it for my av.
 
I'll see what can't be done ;)
 
Doesn't need to be a work of art, just stick an erect penis into the picture, pointing towards Mr. Kaufman's open mouth.
 
What about extras like TK logo, border or your name?

Yes?

No?

Don't care?
 
No.
 
Thanks so much, I will replace my av some time this weekend. I suppose I should use Menty's picturehoster site since photobucket will find it offensive.
 
It's NSFW and there is no way to spoiler an avatar.

;)
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Eh, personally I think you get on any site with pics, sigs, and avs turned on at work and you are asking for trouble.

I've gotten to where I don't ever bother to turn them on at home. If I feel like clicking a link it's not that hard to move the pointer and depress.
 
Yeah, but we can't turn off images/sigs/avatars for guests and until we can do that, anything NSFW has to have a spoiler.

;)
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What about a penis shaped 'censored' image? ;)
 
LOL< why not?

:D
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Very well, I had been hoping that TK had evolved past puritan US sensibilities . . . .

Pickle, will you make the penis all-black and write "censored" inside it?
 
Interesting. So are tits ok then?
 
Must be. Noone's said anything about my bare nipples.

Are females bare breasts, hard nipples, beatiful body ok in an avatar but a long stiff cock is not acceptable? How about pussy? Can I have a vagina in my avatar?
 
Can I have a vagina in my avatar?

As long as its older than 18 and not fucking an animal or being fucked by an animal whilst tattooed with the KKK and a big Mary Jane leaf saying "Buy Me" its ok.
 
Are females bare breasts, hard nipples, beatiful body ok in an avatar but a long stiff cock is not acceptable? How about pussy? Can I have a vagina in my avatar?

They should be acceptable(but probably aren't). Its such a double standard to allow male breast and nipple and not give the females the same rights. Then again I love the female naked breast and nipple so i might be a tit bit biased.
 
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