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So I'll be in London for a week & a half...

Archibald Nixon

Archibald Nixon

anti-life coach
...around the end of the month. What should I do when I'm not doing all that pesky work-related nonsense?
 
Chib someone's gran in the fanny.
 
Walk through Southhall or King's Cross late at night with lots of money.
 
Go into a branch of RBS and wave £50 notes at passers by through the windows.

If you're still alive after that, go down to Selfridges on Oxford Street and have simulated sex with a manikin in the window, stopping occasionally to smile for tourists' cameras.
 
I feel bad that no one's giving him serious suggestions. :(

(Rape the queen.)
 
Well it depends on his interests. I think going up to the top of The Monument is pretty cool, but he might think it's lame.
 
Go to the Natural History Museum and draw a mustache on the life size model of the Blue Whale.

Post pix.
 
Go to Parliament Square and setup a pro-war demonstration camp next to Brian Hoare's anti-war one.
 
Hunt down MFers living in or near London, show them your junk.
 
Let us know ahead of shedule so we can have our cameras ready to send pics to Cassie.
 
Go for a job interview with Sir Alan Sugar and purposely try to make a fool out of him.
 
Go out, and LOSE HIM MONNNAAAAY.

Or you could go to Buckhingham Palace, wait for the changing of the guard and lie down in front of the procession of horses, refusing to get up until they accept you as the true successor to the British throne.
 
Does that work?!
 
Not in my experience, but a guy with a name like Archibald might just pull it off!
 
^I'm English/Scottish with an pinch of German thrown in there way back. If I hadn't put on 40 pounds since getting married two years ago I might've given it a shot.

Menty's idea seems most feasible, as that place is on the intinerary. He may have to settle for a mylar sheet with a mustache on it held up in front of the blue whale, as I'm in no hurry to get arrested/fired. Hey...at least I won't photoshop it.

One thing I can promise you: If I spot Gagh in a pub (or anywhere else) he is SO getting his picture taken. I'll have my wife post them here posthumously.
 
AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO SAY WATCH A GAME OF FOOTY?!?!


MURDERERS! ASSASSINS!

YOU HAVE MURDERED SLEEP!
 
GAGH'S GONNA BE SO ANGRY WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU EXPECT TO SEE HIM IN LONDON
 
Doesn't everybody in the UK live in London?
 
Except for Wacky and Gagh.
 
and English Rose.
 
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