PANDEMIC HEALTH SCARE ALERT ALL OVER THE BBC!!!! DEATH IMMINENT!!!! CREDIT CRUNCH???

[Gagh]

IT WILL KILL THE OTHER HALF OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION THE KILLER BIRD FLU WIPED OUT!!!!!!! LABOUR POLITICIANS USE SECOND HOME EXPENSES TO WARD OFF SWINE FLU????? WHAT NEXT FOR HUMANITY!!!!!!


NEXT WEEK IN THE DAILY MAIL: HOW DRINKING RED WINE BOTH CAUSES CANCER (MONDAY'S ISSUE) AND IN FACE PREVENTS CANCER!!! (TUESDAY'S ISSUE).

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh to join national news team?

 

[Cassie]

I'M WEARING A MASK EVERY TIME i LOG ONTO THE INTERNET!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BROKEN BRITAIN HELL IN A HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE PC GONE MAD HEALTH AND SAFETY THE EU BAN YELLOW BANANAS ALISTAIR DARLING'S EYEBROWS DAVID STARKEY CALLS EVERY SCOTTISH PERSON A "FUCKIN USLESS FUCKING CUNT WHO SHOULD FUCKING KILL HIMFUCKINGSELF" BENEFIT FRAUD POLISH RAPING OUR UNDERPAID NURSES BUT AT LEAST THERE'S SUSAN BOYLE OH WAIT IT'S TIME TO BACKLASH AGAINST HER NEVER MIND

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Susan Boyle used to look like a bad drag queen. Now she looks like a man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll try to get a sex change on the NHS.

 

[curiousa2z]

is her 15 minutes of fame over yet?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

For you maybe. But now she may come over here and be on our show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, she'll be back once the live shows start. We'll be inundated with "WOMAN DISCOVERED WHO CAN SING" headlines as though it's some huge miracle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was watching Richard and Judy talking about her and Richard started saying how you could see better singers on any cruise liner. Lol.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's in touch.

 

[curiousa2z]

her voice is fine, but what was all the drama about? they were SO AMAZED!
were they surprised b/c she wasn't pretty?
what does that have to do with one's singing voice?
SLOW NEWS DAY IN IDOL LAND or something?

 

[Gagh]

TWO CASES OF SWINE FLU IN SCOTLAND!!!!! EVERYBODY PANIC GET THE HELL OUT OF TOWN!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

STAY IN THE MF - AVOID CROWDS - DON'T EAT YELLOW TISSUES - STOCK UP ON MANGOES

 

[Dr Dave]

Why mangoes?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're the most delicious fruit of all!

 

[Dr Dave]

I do not think so.

I like blood oranges.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES YOU DO LIKE BLOOD DON'T YOU VAMPIRE DAVE

 

[Dr Dave]

You have blood...

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE TEETH...