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Best Things about canada

poutine is foul. French fries with melted cheese with gravy on top. Cardiac surgeons pay kickbacks to poutine vendors!

I'd rather drink tea than the swill Tim Horton's passes off as coffee. One of my students bought me a cup last Friday, trying to be thoughtful. I couldnt even finish it. She said, "But I see everyone drinking this!" I didnt have the heart to tell her it's a small town and they don't know any better. Too bad they haven't had coffee in Rome or New Orleans. Then they'd swarm Tim Hortons with flaming brands and pitchforks.
But I like their cinnamon rolls and those plain old fashioned donuts. Yum!
 
poutine is foul. French fries with melted cheese with gravy on top.

Sounds delicious, fattening and something us Americans would love to eat.

Mmmm
 
Sounds delicious, fattening and something us Americans would love to eat.

Mmmm

Exactly... I thought curiousa2z was trying to argue AGAINST poutine! :lol:
 
10) Leah Cairns
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1. Montreal, and it's ska.... I mean women.
Yes. This is the only full point I'll grant though.
2. Poutine.
No, it's plain fucking nasty. Over four months I was drunk enough to try exactly once and even then it sucked. I'll give you PizzaPizza however. Half a point.

3. Kingston/Queens University
Depends on how you phrase it - Homecoming is quite the event and the whores who study there were much appreciated. I won't say too much about academic quality. But then again I'm used to European quality. :bergman:

4. Tim Horton's is half a point. Much better than DD, but not as good as KK.
Nope.

And.... hmmm... think that's it.
Sadly, you're probably right. That one national park was kinda fun too Algonquin or something. That's it though.
 
Mounties are cool.
 
Best thing about Canada? It's far away from me.
 
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No, it's plain fucking nasty. Over four months I was drunk enough to try exactly once and even then it sucked. I'll give you PizzaPizza however. Half a point.

Philistine. :bergman:
 
Umm?.....

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KNEW WE FORGOT SOMETHING!
 
And Doohan.
 
Also...

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Surely you can't be...anyway, you get the idea with that.
 
so all in all canadians are the same as us nice people intermixed with absolute cretins?
 
Same as everyone else, yeah.
 
Wolverine.
 
jackman or wolvrine?
 
jackman is Aussie. I mean the character.
 
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