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What do you believe?

Even though the interest in the poll has long since waned, I voted Other, as I am the High Priest in my church of Pagan Quantum Mechanics, Wicca, and Shoe Shop. Come on down! We've got brunch on Saturdays, and we usually sit and chat about particle theory and how it explains deja vu.

And re: subwelshguy, according to him I've done the thing that most of the chicks on the board wished they could, so neener neener neener.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Even though the interest in the poll has long since waned, I voted Other, as I am the High Priest in my church of Pagan Quantum Mechanics, Wicca, and Shoe Shop. Come on down! We've got brunch on Saturdays, and we usually sit and chat about particle theory and how it explains deja vu.

And re: subwelshguy, according to him I've done the thing that most of the chicks on the board wished they could, so neener neener neener.
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Come on down to where? You have a website?
 
THEY HAVE A TREE
 
And why not.
 
They're also good for climbing, and secret elf tree houses.
 
They were good at kicking butt in LoTR, too.
 
Miss Tanner said:
They were good at kicking butt in LoTR, too.
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Well I'd be pissed to if there weren't any more she-trees. Who would polish my bark?
 
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SLEEP, little Shirelings, hroom hroom.
 
I don't remember making this thread (I was probably drunk) but it's a good one. Strange bump all the same.


I'm still agnostic but heavily lean to the side of there being FUCK ALL behind the curtain. I prefer to call myself agnostic because I find militant atheists huge hypocrites and I also find the "sitting on the fence" argument completely absurd but yeah...there isn't a God is there. Let's be fucking honest.

...Maybe. (required agnostic flip-flopping)
 
Christianity...STRICT! Oh except that I break like 6 or 7 commandments a day...It's so hard trying to be all Jesus like and what-not.
 
Christianity.....not so strict. Haven't been to Church in at least a year or so.
 
I'm still wishy-washy on the subject. Now and then something happens and I think there may really be some benevolent higher power, but usually it's the same soul crushing bullshit DAY AFTER DAY.
 
ATHEISM FOR LIFE (and nothing after)
 
Agnostics really get on my tits. Its not like you to sit on the fence like that Menty.
 
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
 
I stay away from religious discussion it tends to be an ugly subject.
 
But it says "please clarify" in the poll.
 
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