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Wacky, if I come to Scotland

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Will you teach me how to "toss" my "caber"?
 
No.
 
If I ever come to Scotland, will you open up the door of your hobbit hole and let me sing "That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates" inside?
 
Party pooper.
 
If I ever come to Scotland can I show you my recreation of Archie Gemmils goal through the medium of folding newspapers, cutting holes and then unfolding?
 
If I come to Scotland can we get married?
 
OMG!! OMG!! Wacky to marry Cassie in the second-ever TK marriage!!
 
WE WILL HAVE LITTLE SPAMMER BABIES!
 
^^Have you ever thought up names for your babies?
 
what was the first tk marriage lol omg
 
The first TK marriage is happening on June 28th. Or so I hear.
 
We will name our first son Hitlerlol, daughter - Natalie Natalie Natalie, and our second son will be named Leto II.
 
Godfather
 
I want to name my daughter Arwen.
 
I want to name my daughter Molly.
 
He'll happily shove a can of Irn Bru up your dirtbox, though.
 
I'm going to marry BLOW-TORCH!!!1

ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!
 
We had a cat named Molly once.
 
We had a cat named Elrond.
 
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