Happy Birthday Loktar

[Loktar]

^LOL SILLY EWOK!

 

[Loktar]

Mergy, Mergy....

 

[Omar]

Mergy, Mergy....

thy will be doen .

-emir omar

 

[Loktar]

thy will be doen .

-emir omar

Thank you, benevolent ruler. May your reign be long and glorious!

(Did I pick the wrong side now? Will I go back to the right side only to be told thats now the wrong side? Neggings and DC in my future? Stay tuned, true believers....)

 

[Dark Pickle]

STFU Loktar, you blabbering ninny. How about you grow a spine and a pair of testes, stop sniffing around LC's clam for the sloppy seconds from this week's pathetic sycophant, only to have her dance away yet again, leaving you holding your inch long penis btwixt thumb and forefinger for the hundred and fifty first time today. Quit being the sad fat virgin with self esteem in depths rivalled only by the amount of fail in which you sit, it pooling around your bloated tits like sloppy excrement! You're like Baron Harkonnen, only alot less evil and alot more useless, you wretched blimp!

LOL If I could, I'd block this til you were swimming in green!

 

[Dirk Funk]

The A Slut account is mine, ass kisser. lololol

No it isn't, but nice try.

 

[Lulz Kitty]

Sure it is. Love Child gave it to me.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Sure it is. Love Child gave it to me.

No she didn't. Try again.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Log in with it Now.

 

[A Slut]

Ok!

 

[A Slut]

And you guys all thought I was a girl this whole time.

 

[A Slut]

I'm after your ass like Heath Ledger is in the grave.

 

[Lulz Kitty]

Convinced now, Dirk?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Convinced now, Dirk?

Nope. Considering she told me straight out 30 minutes ago she didn't give it to you.

 

[A Slut]

Oh I gave it to her
I gave it to her good
She liked it
and screamed like a banshee

 

[Lulz Kitty]

Nope. Considering she told me straight out 30 minutes ago she didn't give it to you.

Ever considered that LC might have lied to you?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Ever considered that LC might have lied to you?

She hasn't before. Why start now?

 

[Lulz Kitty]

For shits and giggles?

 

[Dirk Funk]

I doubt it.

 

[Lulz Kitty]

Do you like my new avatar choice for A Slut?