WELCOME PUNK ROCK CHICKEN TO THE MINEFIELD!

[curiousa2z]

Hey New Member!
Please tell us a little about yourself before we decide to troll you or not.
Thanks!

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm confused and more than a little bit aroused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

let's give him a chacne

 

[Cassie]

TOTALLY NOT A DUAL, IMMMMO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAI PUNK ROCK CHICKEN (deja vu)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love him like love.

 

[curiousa2z]

ILOVEHim LIKE GRILLED CHICKEN/


did I say that outloud?

 

[The Tomtrek]

ARE YOU A GIRLLL????

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are no girls on the internets. Only men, boys, and chickens.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about SLUTGIRL69? Surely she's not a 55 year old hairy man who's been tricking me into cyber all these yeras?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nope. The Internets were actually invented by NAMBLA Elders who were fired from NASA for sniffing too much model glue (and sperm).

 

[Gagh]

This thread needs more high resolution pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal.

 

[headvoid]

What about SLUTGIRL69?

Hello Sexy! Press the letter Y please, I have it connected to my cute little breasts and vaginal stimulator!

 

[Dr Dave]

Welcome to TK.

 

[Cassie]

I bet those boob suction cups hurt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paedophiles have more DNA in common with crabs than with human beings. There's no actual basis for this, but it is a SCIENTIFIC FACT.

 

[curiousa2z]

"Hey" means Hi up here. Punk Rock Chicken never returned my greeting.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That was one more photo of loktar than this thread needed.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps the photo scared him off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or it made him LAY SOME EGGS????