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First date Hijinks

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DarthSikle

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"Does this mean we are a couple?"

A couple of what?


"I only go to first base on a first date."

That's ok...just get me on base. I'll steal second and make a sacrifice fly to get to third." {I never understood these bases anyway. What the heck is 2nd base anyway?}

MOST COMMUNICATION DONE BY TEXTING. BOLD IS ME:

"see u @ 7 to et"

"OK"

6:45 pm

Where r u?

On way to rest

r u tired? do u need to cancel?

Huh? am 15 minutes from rest

r u tired?

Oh. no restaurant, not rest.
 
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What is the difference between dating and a relationship?

Is dating the lowest form of entanglement you can have?

Is there something lower than dating?
 
DarthSikle said:
What is the difference between dating and a relationship?
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You can have several dates with different women within a week. Try that while in a relationship.

DarthSikle said:
Is dating the lowest form of entanglement you can have?
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No. The lowest form of entanglement is ordering the same menu at McD over and over again for the sole purpose of getting a glimpse at that semi-pretty girl who smiled at you over three months ago.
 
DarthSikle said:
How far do you go on the first date?
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Oh God...Are you dating again? I wish I had a friend for you...I do but you won't want her even though she'd be perfect for you.

Anyway, kissing, light petting but that's it. Unless she's a slut and is willing to give it up then go for it. You're a man, we expect it from you.

Dating, is casual and it means you date other people as well. Sex is the first indication of a relationship even if the girl says she doesn't want anything more. She's lying so be sure the girl is someone you can break away from cleanly with as little drama and violence as possible or you're ready to be her boyfriend.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh God...Are you dating again? I wish I had a friend for you...I do but you won't want her even though she'd be perfect for you.

Anyway, kissing, light petting but that's it. Unless she's a slut and is willing to give it up then go for it. You're a man, we expect it from you.

Dating, is casual and it means you date other people as well. Sex is the first indication of a relationship even if the girl says she doesn't want anything more. She's lying so be sure the girl is someone you can break away from cleanly with as little drama and violence as possible or you're ready to be her boyfriend.
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Why wouldn't I want her? Why would she be perfect for me? My interest is piqued.
 
DarthSikle said:
How far do you go on the first date?
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I don't date. Even if I wasn't married I wouldn't date. Dating is masturbation. It's the pleasant niceties before you find out what the person is really like. Paint a good enough picture, you might lie you way into a relationship that'll last for two months. Screw that. Come over to my house, hang out with me, we'll talk, we'll spend time doing real things rather than shit I wouldn't normally do.
 
Yub said:
I don't date. Even if I wasn't married I wouldn't date. Dating is masturbation. It's the pleasant niceties before you find out what the person is really like. Paint a good enough picture, you might lie you way into a relationship that'll last for two months. Screw that. Come over to my house, hang out with me, we'll talk, we'll spend time doing real things rather than shit I wouldn't normally do.
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Does that include playing chess or cards?

Boring shit-- I know, but if someone likes me and thinks I'm an interesting enough person (just on my merits) to hang with me while doing boring shit while we date, then perhaps they's be willing to hang with me the rest of our lives.

That's how my Ol'Man and I got together. 17 years now... :)
 
Ilyanna said:
No. The lowest form of entanglement is ordering the same menu at McD over and over again for the sole purpose of getting a glimpse at that semi-pretty girl who smiled at you over three months ago.
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That still involves paying to see her, therefore, entanglement.

I'd try stalking someone. It costs whatever you like, and eventually, you'll have paperwork showing just how non-entangled she wants to be.
 
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