Hey!
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Put it in the next Ouch issue.We want a final mm Golden Cookies. It doesn't even have to refer to stuff on the board, just play favourites!
I don't feel comfortable kissing the ass of a man. Can he at least wear a dress then?
The only way he can wear a dress is if he's Scots, Transylvanian or a member of Dexy's Midnight Runners.
I slowly slide
my fingers down
Mentalist's backside
I get on my knees
run my hands to the front
of his pants
unbuckling his belt, the top button
lowering his zipper
I put his arms above his head
handcuffing him
just in case
I pull down his pants
lower just the corner of his boxers
and I give his ass a good hard smack
Then I kiss the spot I just smacked
with my bare hand
Then Henoch enters the room
Have fun boys.
bumps this most important thread.