So I punched a gobby twat in the face

[whisky]

Yesterday I was walking back from the supermarket and I saw this tall lanky twat laughing his head off because he had thrown a snowball in this girls face, and she was so dazed by it that she was lying on the floor in a freezing puddle of water.

He seemed so proud of his achievement, so happy to have caused this girl pain and misery that I simply felt the need to rearrange his nose, thus leaving him in a cold puddle to see how he liked it.*












* didn't actually punch him of course, but thought about it.

Damn cowardice.

 

[Gagh]

I wouldn't have punched him, but I would have given him a volley of abuse.

 

[Seph]

i wulda injured him then shin kicked the girl

 

[FBI parte due]

Getting into fights is good medicine. Just think of all the cool bruises and cuts you'd have afterwards!

 

[FBI parte due]

Unless he looked like he was going to KNIFECRIME you or something.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe he had a BAZOOKA.

 

[FBI parte due]

Illegal in Britain, unlike in FREEDOMVILLE, USA!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This thread didn't live up to my expectations.

 

[Seph]

as is life muddlefilth

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can say that again. Was supposed to meet up with friends today but the snows screwed everything up. Fuck.

 

[Seph]

bag ambivalente them dirty Aktionsebene fucking cunts

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Took the words outta my mouth, man.

 

[Seph]

uncanny eh?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's almost like we have the same mashed up keyboard.

 

[Ilyanna]

yeah but I bet you guys have no clue what an ambivalent Aktionsebene is.



Me neither, btw.

 

[Seph]

it means i have to eat five kids by 5pm

 

[Fuddlemiff]

it means i have to eat five kids and a set of voyager dvds by 5pm

 

[Seph]

agreed

 

[curiousa2z]

Since when did the MineField become so competitve?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So what's the biggest thing anyone's punched in the face? I punched a really fat kid in the face back in school, then when the teacher came and broke us up I pretended to cry so the fatso would get in trouble, even though he hadn't managed to hit me once.