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Fuck, I'm lonely

Dirk Funk

Dirk Funk

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That's pretty much it.
 
Hunt Tisi down. You're both in Texas, aren't you? I mean, how big can that state be?
 
I'm from Texas. I live in California though.
 
Lonely? How is that possible?!
 
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Try being a night shift worker and picking up chicks.

Women ain't looking for love at 8AM.
 
We look for love 24/7
 
I'm sure morning coffee comes first.
 
I don't drink coffee.
 
Clearly Caco has him well trained.
 
There's nothing worse than a well-trained man.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Try being a night shift worker and picking up chicks.

Women ain't looking for love at 8AM.
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Indeed thats when they're doing their walk of shame. Or so textsfromlastnight.com and fml.com would have you believe.
 
maybe dirk, you're lookin for love in all the wrong places.

i know plenty of polish girlies that would loveeee a strapping star wars/trekkie that owns all the DS9 and TNG box sets.
 
Donovan said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What about the BABY!!!!
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LOL. There was no baby. We just find it funny when we take away from LG's vanity.

We got as far as being engaged and were living together for awhile before I got fucked by the manufacturing collapse. Plus Canadian immigration rules prevented me from taking any unemployment if I ever wanted to sponsor her.
 
I figured as much about the baby, that's why I posted. (I wouldn't joke if I thought there really was one). Sorry about the split though, especially if it was outside stress that caused it...
 
Grandtheftcow said:
LOL. There was no baby. We just find it funny when we take away from LG's vanity.

We got as far as being engaged and were living together for awhile before I got fucked by the manufacturing collapse. Plus Canadian immigration rules prevented me from taking any unemployment if I ever wanted to sponsor her.
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Did you ever think about moving down here?
 
Did you discover that she was only after universal health care?
 
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