Ask Tisi

[Tisiphone]

I dare ya!

 

[Tisiphone]

And try to keep tit questions to one post at a time.

Then again, maybe no one will ask me a question since I'm just copycatting. Hehehehe.

Hey, why is there a Jim Morrison commercial? Hmmmm...

*goes back to captioning*

 

[whisky]

Can I see your tits please?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yes.

 

[Yub]

Please, would you save up the money, take a road trip and take Loktar's virginity? He needs it. Srsly.

 

[Tisiphone]

Please, would you save up the money, take a road trip and take Loktar's virginity? He needs it. Srsly.

I thought LC had that job? I don't want to infringe upon her sexing it up.

 

[Yub]

She's not fulfilling the contract within time constraints. I'm outsourcing.

 

[Tisiphone]

I would have to say no, but because of time constraints and vacation hours, as well.

 

[Yub]

That's it. Time to head to Dubai. You can buy anything in Dubai.

 

[Tisiphone]

I wish you luck.

 

[Cassie]

Have you ever been to heaven?

 

[Tisiphone]

Every night.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HI TISI

 

[Kitty]

Are you and Seph the same person?

 

[Gagh]

Why is Kitty such a cranky bitch?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What is worse, captioning a live sports event, or The Hills?

If you are captioning Wimbledon, do you add all the loud grunts from the players as they smack the ball?

 

[Gagh]

I have another one:

If I ask you, will you say yes?

 

[Kitty]

Why is Kitty such a cranky bitch?

That statement is not appropriate for the Minefield. Please reserve your flames for SF.

 

[Gagh]

That statement is not appropriate for the Minefield. Please reserve your flames for SF.

Your face. My ringpiece.

 

[Kitty]

Your face. My ringpiece.

Start a thread in SF, post about your immature attitude toward me there, and I'll be happy to humor you.