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How should Mirah and I celebrate our 5-year TK anniversary in October?

Sex with ducks is a given. I think It's actually required to post here, it's in the dot of the i in Trollkingdom when you first sign up. If you don't we find you and forcibly ram a duck onto or into your genitalia.
 
Yub said:
Sex with ducks is a given. I think It's actually required to post here, it's in the dot of the i in Trollkingdom when you first sign up. If you don't we find you and forcibly ram a duck onto or into your genitalia.
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I'm still plucking feathers out of my scrotum.:(
 
Oh shut up, you enjoyed it.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
SEX WITH DUCKS??
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This totally trumps the thread I was going to make today. Sex with Ducks.....does it count if I used a rubber duckie once.......what are those things for anyway?
 
Love Child said:
This totally trumps the thread I was going to make today. Sex with Ducks.....does it count if I used a rubber duckie once.......what are those things for anyway?
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They make bathtime lots of fun. Or so Ernie says/sings.
 
how about with a long expected party?
 
You should meet, and both be wearing duck masks. You should have erotic, explosive rocking sex which you post on youtube.
 
You should lead an invasion of bungie nerds.
 
that didn't work out so hot for bungie's nerd quota total thing
 
They invaded FES last year, they were obsessed with porches!
 
Porches?
 
PORCHES.
 
Like the thing on a house?
 
jack said:
You should meet, and both be wearing duck masks. You should have erotic, explosive rocking sex which you post on youtube.
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I like where your head's at on this one.
 
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
 
Did you register on the same day?

Conchaga and me registered at TK within a couple of hours of each other which is pretty cool.
 
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