SCARLETT JOHANSSON

[CaptainWacky]

I was starting to think that ScarJo was getting a bit skinny and secretly feared that even her breasts were disappearing. This was very important and upsetting to me.

BUT BEHOLD.



SHE'S BACK.

 

[Hambil]

skank

 

[Dr Dave]

That pic is just full of good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should I neg Hambil for his terrible taste in female celebritities?

 

[Dr Dave]

You should neg him for making a non pro Scarlett comment.

Like I'm going to now!

 

[Hambil]

You neg me? YOU neg ME? No, no, I neg YOU!

Or not.

 

[Dual]

Yuck, too fat.

I'm sorry to see ScarJo letting herself go like this.

 

[Dr Dave]

How is she too fat?

She is most defiantly not too fat.

 

[Hambil]

Did she eat the other Scarlett Johansson?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm assuming Daul and Hambil are taking the name of this message board literally and attempting to "troll".

 

[Hambil]

You know what happens when you ASSUME. You make an AS out of SUM and E!

I may be remembering that wrong.

 

[headvoid]

I would like to squeeze her thighs.

They look good enough for a quick flirty tap of the hand, maybe a little squeeze left a little too long, our eyes meet, she smiles in a coquettish manner, then calls security.

 

[whisky]

Theres a girl in my office looks a bit like her

 

[Cassie]

It's always good to see her bouncy boobs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's girls in your office who look like everyone!

 

[Dr Dave]

Squeezing Scarlett's bum would be a nice thing.

 

[whisky]

There's girls in your office who look like everyone!

You work with 40 women you get good odds on some of them looking like someone famous.

 

[headvoid]

Do you get to squeeze their thighs?

 

[whisky]

Squeeze, not so much.

Run my hand up them, once or twice

 

[Dual]

I'm assuming Daul and Hambil are taking the name of this message board literally and attempting to "troll".

No, really.

This fat look is not good for ScarJo.