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BITCH about Dr. Dave here...

Sometimes he's too nice & this offends me!
 
Sometimes he's too cocky & I wanna swat his testicle region.
 
he has wet hands.
 
he's grumpy all the time from eating so many bricks.
 
He makes too many lists!
 
Lists ARE NEAT AND GOOD!
 
Dave talks too much.
 
Dave has sex with too many ducks.
 
WHATEVER!!!
 
OK!
 
Dave says "WHATEVER!!!" too much.
 
Dave tosses things too much.
 
Dave is too Dr. Dave!
 
His pillzlol were never approved by the FDA.
 
^^^But they were Charlie Sheen approved!! :shock:
 
He has the opinion that counts!
 
Dr Dave ignored me in the other bitch about Dr Dave thread. I'm coming here to bitch about it. What's that overused word with no meaning around here...... oh yeah, ELITIST!
How rude.

Dr Dave,
You smell like cabbage. Wash your balls next time before you forcefully start face fucking random people. Have the courtesy to rape with a clean set of genitals. It's only proper.
 
Dr. Dave ties fat people to park benches and watches them starve to death.
 
DR. DAVE DOESN'T SAY EXCUSE ME WHEN HE FARTS!
 
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