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MEN OF THE MINEFIELD!

curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
I have been adopted by the Toda tribe and am now embracing(you should excuse the expression) polyandry.

[I was waiting patiently lo, all these years for Eggs, but he has taken another].

Therefore, in a caffeine-fueled haze of broken-hearted impulsivity, I now propose marriage to the men of the Minefield.

I have a few requirements, however, for my husband(s):

You must be funny and smart (most of the men here are).
Bonus if you love to cook.
If you do not love to cook, but are willing and happy to wash dishes we can work around the former criteria.
Since this is a polyandrous relationship, in the spirit of fairness, I won't mind you posting photos of your lustful relationships with pefect strangers, and I expect to be accorded the same courtesy.

I think that covers it!


So, Who wants to get married?
 
I think I'm a man.
 
Don't think it. Be it.
 
I love to cook, but may fall down on the smart aspect.

I can behave like a right ming mong at times, but then nobody is perfect.

READY AND WILLING
 
I'd say yes, but I have responsibilities to my harem and I'm not a "enslave 'em and leave 'em" kind of guy.

However, if you need a change of pace, we can work on a "lend-lease" agreement, the girls might get restless while they are waiting their turn and you might enjoy a little something "new", experience-wise. ;)
 
I'm not a man.
 
ME EITHER :rwmad:

I COOK AND WASH DISHES.
 
^Cassie, you're already wed to another!

Well, so far so good! two excellent Minefield Men as hubbies! I promise to be a caring and affectionate wife and always watch your backs unless there is World Cup Soccer, EUROs, or a Saturday match, in which case I will disappear.*
but as headvoid pointed out, nobody's perfect!
Consumer, I will keep your option in mind.



*TRUE STORY: I was once caught at a party in a bedroom with TWO men!
.... we had snuck away to watch Russia playing for the first time in the Euros. ;)
 
I don't want to get married. So i'll pass.
 
My loss of you and your ways, Dr Dave!
 
how do I know if I am 'Of the Minefield'? I don't remember any hazing or blood rituals... but then, some nights are spotty in my memory.
 
yeah, sorry, Cock, if yer asking that question....I'd say you already know the answer.
Nothing personal though - Hi, I'm curiousa2z, nice to meet you!
 
curiousa2z said:
My loss of you and your ways, Dr Dave!
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Yes, our love can never be. Ever since you never commented on your roll in October's Tisiphone adventure, things have never been the same.

:(

Cock said:
how do I know if I am 'Of the Minefield'? I don't remember any hazing or blood rituals... but then, some nights are spotty in my memory.
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You know because well you are of the MF.
 
the one where I stupidly got caught out as a spy and then stupidly sat there while my brains got bashed in with a brick? that role?
what did you want me to comment?
 
Count me in.
 
curiousa2z said:
the one where I stupidly got caught out as a spy and then stupidly sat there while my brains got bashed in with a brick? that role?
what did you want me to comment?
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anything.

That you didn't like it, that you HATE ME, something.

FEEDBACK IS GOOD!
 
curiousa2z said:
yeah, sorry, Cock, if yer asking that question....I'd say you already know the answer.
Nothing personal though - Hi, I'm curiousa2z, nice to meet you!
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nice to meet you. you seem kind of sexy and smart. Maybe even sassy.

ever cheat? on your husbands, I mean? cuz... I'm single now, and well... you and me could maybe go see a fuckin movie or get some food or....(nsfw language)

[youtube]WcnhyQnukYI&start=26[/youtube]
 
sorry Cock, I only leave my husbands for footy (soccer).
Nice to meet ya too.
So tell me a little about yourself. What's your favourite colour? When's your birthday? (you dont have to include the year) How did you find out about this place? Are you a sci fi geek, or just a regular crazy person? Other than spamming, do you have any other hobbies?
 
I will reveal the true nature of the spy thing, IN DECEMBERS STORY!
 
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