It's all a ruse

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

All the picture posts from Tomtrek and Wacky talking about hot actresses? A RUSE.

Tomtrek and Wacky are actually secret lovers. It's a fact.

 

[ThatSunrise]

"NATALIE" is an anagram of "I LOVE TOMTREK."

 

[The Tomtrek]

Secret? Ha!

 

[Loktar]

"NATALIE" is an anagram of "I LOVE TOMTREK."

Actually "IL TAN PORN MEAT" is an anagram of Natalie Portman.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Tomtrek is a Tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Tomtrek?! Why?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you do it for Queen and Country?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If this information comes from Henoch then I'm not buying it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only the sweet teaste of TOMTREK'S COCK can wash the foul taste of this thread out of my mouth.

 

[Tisiphone]

Alrighty then...

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ummm...

 

[Cassie]

OPEN SECRET

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kind of like Kevin Spacey...

 

[Tisiphone]

And Gelman.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I stopped wondering about Gelman years ago. If he's really just a momma's boy who likes boobehs, I say mazel tov.

 

[Tisiphone]

My dar's been wrong before. I never saw Doogie Howser coming.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I saw him in the Village piano bars years ago. The things I would have been willing to do to him in the bathroom...sigh.

 

[Tisiphone]

You missed your chance. You could have been David Burkta and spent some Christmas eve's with Kelly Ripa, then I can say 'HEY, THERE GOES EGGS" and you could tell Kelly you know the girl who captions the show and it would have been FABULOUS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And then I could have brought you on Ellen myself and MADE YOU A STAR!

 

[Tisiphone]

I think we should make it happen.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't -- Neil and David make such a cute couple, plus they just adopted a couple of Himalayan whistle kids. I'M NO HOMEWRECKER. Unless Neil comes up to me first...